Phil

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About 10 caravans took over the green near my house last night and I foooooooking hate the gypsy Irish speaking barstewards It already looks like a land fill site!

Please can we have some suggestions on getting rid of pikeys (if killing/mutilating pikeys was legal that is, and if I was hard enough to take them on )

I thought torching their cars would be good, but then how would they move their caravans away?

Other suggestions from my mates so far include dropping a few BIG french bangers through the caravann sunroofs in the early hours and also camping out in the trees picking off the young ones with an air rifle

Cam

dojj

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have you told plod? or the council? do they have permission to be there? have they asked john prescott?

it would be just your luck to have them there permanantly

when they set up camp in the school field across the road the polie escorted them off the property and then the school erected hieght restriction bars so it wuoldn't happen again

Phil

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I haven't told the plod yet, but i'm sure some of the old gits that populate the rest of the area will have had a good old moan to the old bill by now!

We have never had them on there before, there are no barriers or any fence to stop them getting on though.

Hopefully it will rain heavily today at some point, as the whole area turns into a proper lake when it does

Mark B

theres your first idea...... a huge water cannon,


MB.

Mr RS500

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You might as well just empty your garden shed and take it all over there to them ,,save them smashing the lock of themself ,,tell all the other members of your comunity to do the same and the will fook off within a hour or so as there will be no reason to stay then

Eagle

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paint ball guns

i know of someone who did it 3 nights in a row
drive by on a motorbike

they all left on day 4 ... he was quite upset

they tried to catch him on the 2nd and 3rd nights .. but he guessed they would and changed tactics

Mr RS500

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Now thats funny ,, I bet he had the time of his life while they were there .

He should have followed them around

BlueSmoke

If you did this with a few mates, attack from all sides, they'd have no chance. Paint them caravans up real good!

CosRush

ROFPMSL

especially the last bit........quality

Stavros

go knock on one of the caravans and compain and call them names

Mr S1

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The best way ? Easy mate. Every single station has a 'Travellers Liaison' Officer.

From 10pm until 6am, he goes round the site every hour, knocks on every door waking everyone up 'just to check they're alright'.

See how long they'll go without any sleep before fucking off.

Rolls

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WAs quite funny when this happened not too far from me... (i say not too far, about 6 miles or so) - one night one of the caravans managed to set fire .... they all left the next day!

scottp

for some reason pikeys dont like the army. the ones round here are shit scared and wont go near anyone who has relatives in the army

i suggest a march, the works with bands, rifle firing the lot. will have them pikey fookers briking it. or go even further and erect some barracks on the green and all wear army costumes, they will be sweating likes pregnant nuns!

Eagle

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they were on this nice big field had a nice way in and a track round the edge of it ... he saw em eyeing up his car on the second night they were there ...

got a friend with a motorcrosser and they went on in
he has some propper guns .. will ask him what they are, shoot rapid fire balls splatered em well and good ..

went out for a wander the following day and noticed a few differences like logs etc so went round the edge of the field next time .. got chased by loads of em soo wish i had seen it

the 3rd night they came after him on a bike and some cars but forward planning and local info left him with the edge and he got away .. he wasnt going to go back again .. but they left .

must admidt tho ... would not to have been on the receiving end if they caught him

JjCoDeX75

Locally they set down in a field once, and the owner of the field got his tractor, filled the spreader full to the brim with horse shit, and 'manured' his field. Funny as fuck, and they were gone pretty damn quick

simonc

There are some gypo's that have moved onto some grass at the side of a roundabout about 1 mile away from me, when they go they always leave a ton of shit behind, there not to keen on fireworks

Simon.

dave120

like Eagle said, i wouldnt wanna get caught doing anything to Pikeys

look what happened when Tommy and Gorgeous George went to buy a caravan off them in Snatch

I fkin hate Pikeys! lol

MWF

As much as I'd be tempted to do something I'd try my best to avoid getting involved.

The local residents really need to pressure the police into doing something, the problem is if a few old people complain then they will just go round, check their ok and probably go fetch them a few KFC meals.

saff_cossie

Angry pikeys are definately not good. I cant suggest anything original but there are some awesome suggestions on here.

"Pikey Liaison Officer"

So many of the green areas around Basingstoke have trenches and 3 foot high verges now, almost keeps the locals out too

scottp

another suggestion. get clarkson, hammond and may in. dont think they like caravans

Andreas

Ooh my sides hurt, quality that one.

boXXer

Thats wasnt in reading by any chance was it?

Coldo

Just be careful..

They set up camp in my old grampa's land last year, he decided to get a tractor out, and run flat through the site, through old caravans, tents, the lot, proper fucked the place, then set it on fire.

In retaliation, they killed my gramps old dog, took its head off and sat it on his doorstep and hung the rest of it on a gatepost in his yard.

It went on for a while, with a few wild west style gunfights along the way.


Eventually, they left, but still, harsh pikey gypo cunts the lot of them.

neilm

Could be a good time for some 'dodgy' insurance claims...

Get some pics of the site for the insurance company...

And mysteriously lots of valuable items were taken from your shed....

OldSkoolRS

I remember when the pikies got kicked off of their site in Cuxton in Kent....... 25 armed police turned up and found loads of drugs, cash and firearms!!!!

I wouldn't fancy winding them up!
Seeing as 95% are "landscape gardeners" can't you just call them up and send them to random addresses all over the county?

Imagine the look on Ned's face when he realises he can't feed little Ned cos there's no job! lol

MarkTurbo

They must like the grass at the side of roundabouts I noticed on the way to work earlier this week some pikeys have done the same near Exeter airport Dirty thieving pikey coonts

I'm sure with all the terror threats these days and the fact they're right under the planes approach to the runway, if some concerned member of the public phoned the police saying they'd seen them aiming what looked like a rocket launcher at approaching planes the pikeys wouldnt know what hit them

xr-stu

im security on a holiday park down here, we get fucking hundereds of the cunts, i fucking hate em. worst is when im on the door and they come in, get pissed up and start being cunts. you cant just thow them out like you would normal people because the next night they come back with 10 of their mates and kick off. fucking scum they are.

if it were me mate id launch some middle of the night air strikes with house bricks from the main road. get a few of you and just pelt the fuckers caravans and cars with house bricks for a few minutes every night and im sure theyll get the message. make sure youre not on foot though, woudnt want em catching you :blub:

mick

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when i was working the dogs we would give them a dawn chorus every half hour or so.....

89xr2

There's fuck all you can do. And if you try anything you'd be a fool. Gypo's wont think twice about killing you and then fucking off.

They can pretty much getaway with whatever they want as theyre untraceable. They also have (i think) 6 weeks before they can be kicked off the land theyre on so they usually stay close to that and then leave. Leaving a shit load of mess in their wake.

Unless you're prepared to carry on whatever you start for a long time to come (as they wont let you hear the end of it) then i'd just leave em too it.

OvaBoost

Would you actually say that to their faces?...u tit! lol

Mark B

one came into my mates shop yesterday (he has a roll shop) an she was selling good luck charms so to keep her happy he bought 2, an hes taken 3 times his daily intake just in this morning, lol, maybe just a coinsidence but still pretty cool,

Mb.

89xr2

My mates old boss had a gypsy curse put on her by an old gypsy lady and all manner of bad shit happened to her...

COMEDY DAN

Couldnt agree more. I wouldnt even bother, they live within their own laws and society and nobody, not even the police can control so I am pretty sure you wont be able to.

Just safeguard belongings and 4get about them for 2 weeks, till they move on.

MWF

I agree too although I still think it's worth really putting presure onto the Police and Council to stop it happening again.

I think the only reason the Police don't do more about it is because people will live with it.

Csm

Im a driver and drive down m6 to bloxwich at night from edinburgh and have seen the pikeys moving at night heading north ,thats the past 3 nights ive seen em so there will be more arriving no doubt

as mentioned ,just take ur contents of garage and shed to em and save ur locks ....thieving smelly gypo fuckwits

COMEDY DAN

The council take 14 days to process an eviction notice, which is why they park p knowing they have that free time.

Cocks.

To be honest, some moved in near mine and I thought the best thing was to say hi in passing, better to be in than out with them in my book.

If you piss them off they wanna stab you, if you get them some tarmac work they like you

89xr2

Theres nothing they can do. The laws the way they are in england mean the gypsies can stay somewhere for a certain amount of time before they can be kicked off. they all know this so its just a case of letting them get on with it.

89xr2

That's the thing though, all the people who cant stand them being around and moan etc are all still prepared to pay them to do their drive cheap or chop down their trees.

Last summer we had a load here and litteraly 10-15 houses on my road had brickweave drives done by them on the cheap and no doubt with half inched bricks etc. If people didnt pay them to do stuff they wouldnt stick around.

COMEDY DAN

But I bet all the driveway owners were happy with the job.



Catch 22 i suppose....