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Old 19-07-2006, 11:49 PM
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Was in the beer garden earlier having a quiet un,
On the next table was 4 guys, Only know em from this pub that i dont frequent that much but ....... this is where it tickled me

1 of the lads was saying his J reg saff could beat his mates R1 from standstill over a mile, and said he knows he can because he went for a blast over the weekend and hit 180's on some roads
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"I know i can because ive spent over 3 grand doing that car from when i got it standard, youve only changed the exhaust on your R1"

I spat my beer everywhere
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Old 20-07-2006, 12:07 AM
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Some people.. Good old "Pub Talk"
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The drunker i get, the faster my car is
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The drunker i get, the faster my car is
The drunker i get the better my chat up lines get
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The drunker i get, the faster my car is
The drunker i get the better my chat up lines get
My favourite one im using lately is either:

Play your cards right love and i will sit on your face

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Do you want to go halves on a bastard



Got a proper slap a couple of months ago
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Old 20-07-2006, 12:30 AM
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The drunker i get, the faster my car is
The drunker i get the better my chat up lines get
My favourite one im using lately is either:

Play your cards right love and i will sit on your face

or

Do you want to go halves on a bastard



Got a proper slap a couple of months ago
I need to come out drinking with you. Sounds like a brilliant night out!
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Old 20-07-2006, 12:32 AM
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Do these guys actually believe the shit that comes out of their mouth?
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Originally Posted by 89XR2
Originally Posted by chip-3door
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The drunker i get, the faster my car is
The drunker i get the better my chat up lines get
My favourite one im using lately is either:

Play your cards right love and i will sit on your face

or

Do you want to go halves on a bastard



Got a proper slap a couple of months ago
I need to come out drinking with you. Sounds like a brilliant night out!

If you like watching fat ugly bald cunts not pull, its a BLINDING night out everytime
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Old 20-07-2006, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by 89XR2
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Originally Posted by 89XR2
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The drunker i get, the faster my car is
The drunker i get the better my chat up lines get
My favourite one im using lately is either:

Play your cards right love and i will sit on your face

or

Do you want to go halves on a bastard



Got a proper slap a couple of months ago
I need to come out drinking with you. Sounds like a brilliant night out!

If you like watching fat ugly bald cunts not pull, its a BLINDING night out everytime
how can chat up lines like that fail though. theyre brilliant. i'd have thought out of ten they'd at least give you one for effort
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Old 20-07-2006, 12:39 AM
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Ironically ive managed to get given one on a few occasions, but i put it down to beginners luck
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Probably you was pissed out & they were chatting about somethink different'ish like... GT4? test drive 6 is it? project ......... somethink lol


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and i bet it was 500hp aswell
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Dont they come with 500bhp standard though?
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Old 20-07-2006, 08:19 AM
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i think he must live in cloud cuckoo land

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Old 20-07-2006, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by 89XR2
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by 89XR2
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by 89XR2
Originally Posted by chip-3door
The drunker i get, the faster my car is
The drunker i get the better my chat up lines get
My favourite one im using lately is either:

Play your cards right love and i will sit on your face

or

Do you want to go halves on a bastard



Got a proper slap a couple of months ago
I need to come out drinking with you. Sounds like a brilliant night out!

If you like watching fat ugly bald cunts not pull, its a BLINDING night out everytime
how can chat up lines like that fail though. theyre brilliant. i'd have thought out of ten they'd at least give you one for effort




I NEED You two on saturday eh Stu?
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lol...........

I have heard similar stories, too

Untill you say excuse me mate, lets have a look then...

" OH you must be special running yellows and a T3 with 500 BHP "....



Al..........
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Old 21-07-2006, 01:19 AM
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I may go back this weekend for an update, could do with a chuckle
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Old 21-07-2006, 03:08 AM
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lol sounds fun Ive got a few round here like that.
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