Fudgey

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As Neil from FF is on his way over to Gatebil, i thought i would try and help the old boy out by sorting out some phrases for him to get by as he cant speak a word of the lingo

so, if your nowegian, please can you translate the following for us:

Ill have a beer please

alright luv

nice tits, can i touch them??

one rat burger special please

yes, ill have fries with that

is this super unleaded?

show us yer growler


i thankyou

JamesH

iTrader: (21)

COMEDY DAN

Can i please see your twat?

Ryan

how about

"get your rat out you dog!"

always works a charm for me

ballin

iTrader: (1)

does your dog do anal

Mark_1

here's somewhat of a translation.

Ill have a beer please
En pils

alright luv
ok, kjaere <= hard norwegian word.

nice tits, can i touch them??
Fine pupper, kan jeg pule dem??

one rat burger special please
en rotte burger spesial <= be warned, you might actually get one

yes, ill have fries with that
med pomfri

is this super unleaded?
er det nitti (au)tte blyfri? <= in norway we have green pumps with 98 either on the fuelpistol or pump

show us yer growler
vis oss kjaerra di

i thankyou
tusen takk


enjoy your stay

Graceland

You missed a couple Dan

"How would you like to suck my balls"

"You donkey raping shit eater"

Big G

Get your gums around my plums

Get your rat out

Is your mum as fit as you

And i thought Sweden was a dump

Fudgey

iTrader: (4)

Mark 1 - cheers mate, i think one of neils other favorite phrases is:

what the fuck are you doing you big chinned cunt



if anyone is going to gatebil, please print off Mark 1's list and give it to him

cheers

Rick

Don't be a stinge, show us ur.....

COMEDY DAN

LOL @ Fudge...............

Bullett

iTrader: (2)

cracking posts.
how about "im a typical english pishhead,can you point me in the direction of my fucking hotel/tent"

Fudgey

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lol keep em coming guys

nil - he wont be able to afford to get pissed over there

how about:

fuck me, this place is even more expensive than london, and thats a cunting ripoff

Bullett

iTrader: (2)

fudgeass

oh rite didnt know it was that bad there,never been.or is it that ff dont pay well?

what about cracking tits show us ya nips?

Fudgey

iTrader: (4)

its bloody expensive there, and no, FF dont pay that well

Bullett

iTrader: (2)

well thats a shit then aint it.guess he will be losing weight while there then.