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Old 03-07-2006, 12:02 AM
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and????????admit it youre in to the fact i may be ten,and as 4 dumb,youre the 1 sat on here replying at almost 1 in the morning,gotta go as im up 4 school tomorrow,calm yourself!!!
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Try Bosch-Man - he will have 400 horses outa your motor in no time at all

FOC of course
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have a look in performance ford there are loads of companys in there that can set your car up
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Originally Posted by xr2.0zetecturbo.
and as 4 dumb,youre the 1 sat on here replying at almost 1 in the morning,
Says the man who posted his "help me" thread at 1:11am, and then the above quote at 1:02am



Old 03-07-2006, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by xr2.0zetecturbo.
hey grace,bet you wish the car felt like it was on rails like the trains eh???
You absolute peasant The more you carry on like a twat the less likley you are to get anyhelp on here and even less likely for a company to come forward and say we will do the work on your car.
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Originally Posted by xr2.0zetecturbo.
as above,but i aint loaded,rebuild taking care of that,aswell as lil1,g/f house etc etc lol,would love to find sum1 / place where they actually want to do it and maybe get a bit of a kick doing so,and not just want you to come along with the c.card and c u later,surely these places/people exsist still???(thanx 2 Paul(user name avinitlarge)and matt 4 build)any ideas guys n girls?thanx
did anyone else find that REALLY painfull to read!??
Old 03-07-2006, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by xr2.0zetecturbo.
as above,but i aint loaded,rebuild taking care of that,aswell as lil1,g/f house etc etc lol,would love to find sum1 / place where they actually want to do it and maybe get a bit of a kick doing so,and not just want you to come along with the c.card and c u later,surely these places/people exsist still???(thanx 2 Paul(user name avinitlarge)and matt 4 build)any ideas guys n girls?thanx
did anyone else find that REALLY painfull to read!??
Not just painful, but nearly impossible
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Originally Posted by xr2.0zetecturbo.
oh,did i say wanted it 4 free then???erm NO!!! just didnt wanna get ripped by sum idiot that wanted you to bend over n take whatever he said,then again i can see by the replies who to avoid now eh??guess the rs n cossie bit touched a nerve eh?ooops,sorry oh,sorry andyrst if ur a bit too old to understand that lil'1 and g/f is short 4 little one and girlfriend,bit like rst is usually used for either a series 1 or 2 escort and not a,what is it focus,hell,even youre plate makes it look like you wish you had 1,52 rs lol ah,well,ask a realistic sensible question on here after getting filled full of shit everywhere else and what do you get,silver spoons and mummys boys that think they can be sarcastic and witty,and at the same time wanna sound amusing,yawn,and how nobody has the balls to tell graceland what a prick he sounds i will never know,laugh like fuck if you wanna go up the strip with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!unless the bathtub aint up to it lol look better with a nice set of mixer taps in gold on the old dawg!!!!!
Christ it gets worse!


Die you illiterate cunt
Old 03-07-2006, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Originally Posted by xr2.0zetecturbo.
oh,did i say wanted it 4 free then???erm NO!!! just didnt wanna get ripped by sum idiot that wanted you to bend over n take whatever he said,then again i can see by the replies who to avoid now eh??guess the rs n cossie bit touched a nerve eh?ooops,sorry oh,sorry andyrst if ur a bit too old to understand that lil'1 and g/f is short 4 little one and girlfriend,bit like rst is usually used for either a series 1 or 2 escort and not a,what is it focus,hell,even youre plate makes it look like you wish you had 1,52 rs lol ah,well,ask a realistic sensible question on here after getting filled full of shit everywhere else and what do you get,silver spoons and mummys boys that think they can be sarcastic and witty,and at the same time wanna sound amusing,yawn,and how nobody has the balls to tell graceland what a prick he sounds i will never know,laugh like fuck if you wanna go up the strip with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!unless the bathtub aint up to it lol look better with a nice set of mixer taps in gold on the old dawg!!!!!
Christ it gets worse!


Die you illiterate cunt


I would honestly BAN people for stuff like this if I had my way! It really hurts to read. Makes me cringe.

This is from the GTR owners board. Makes me laugh everytime I read it!

If you make a crap post on this website, I am banning you.
No questions, no 2nd chances - nothing.

Moderators are getting sick of dumbar5e posts by Fast n Furious wannabies who seem to think they have Vin Diesel inside them.

I want:

A good level of English - none of this pathetic 'txt 5p33k' and no 'wide boy' stuff where your entire sentence is based on abbreviations, innit?
I now have ZERO tolerance on abuse by new users. If you swear or bully another user, you're out.
If you have nothing decent to post - DONT POST IT. Think about it, you're spending time writing a witty reply or a new thread. Does anyone care? Will they care? If not, don't bother.
Use the search facility before you post. Incredibly, it's free for you school kids to use. So when asking about the top speed of a potential 1000bhp GTR your mate down the road is thinking of buying, chances are another school kid from your class has already asked this before.
Post in the right forum. Don't go posting a technical engine query in General.
Finally, don't be an a55hole.

I'm happy to discuss these points with anyone, right before the bit where I ban you.

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Old 03-07-2006, 11:00 AM
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Porkie - Outstanding stuff, just as it should be. I won't bother quoting the whole lot or it will use an entire page
Old 03-07-2006, 11:12 AM
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Im with Porkie, throw him to franco and dave, let them get Medieval on his arse for his use of the english language

I still not sure i understand what he trying to have a go at me for? The fact that i have a "blue focus" in my signature with a "RS" plate on it and my username is Andy"RST" making him thinking i wished i owned a RS


That "blue focus" is a Focus RS m8 , do a google search on it
Old 03-07-2006, 11:36 AM
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xr2.0zetecturbo.

I'll not slag you off for your poor grammar and punctuation or the fact that your posts are very hard to read.

You asked for tuners but haven't said what spec your car is - perhaps this would help in pointing you in the right direction. Motorsport Developments and NMS both have a great track record and many many people have had work done by these guys.

They take a great deal of care when working on peoples cars and actually get their 'KICK' from seeing the satisfied customers leave with a big smile on their faces.

They are fairly priced but you have to be real when looking at such expertise. A Live map for a car when they know everything about it, everything works and everything is matched is going to set you back no less than Ł500 no matter where you take it. If you don't know the full engine details, things are badly matched, faulty or alterations are needed to get the engine & it's components to work then expect that figure to start to rocket up.

Lastly neither of the above companies will tell you that you need certain things doing to your car if they did not feel that it wasn't nesseccary.

Hope that helps in your quest for speed.
Old 03-07-2006, 11:40 AM
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to be honest, i understood the jist of what he was trying to ask in the first post, even though it was painful to read.

he wants to find someone that will do an honest job and charge an honest price and is enthusiastic about working on modified cars like his - not just somebody that doesn't really know what they are doing and will fleece him for several hours in the workshop without any real results.

but it's not necessarily that easy is it? i know of several tuners like that, but the car needs to be in good condition when it gets to them, otherwise they would have to spend hours getting it back to a baseline to improve from (things like removing resistor mods included )
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Oh dear, it gets worse

Just got this he sent me a pm titled "wish i had an RS" and in the PM he says "he does"


and I really dont give a fuck pal :

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Originally Posted by xr2.0zetecturbo.
oh,and andyrst,speaking of good english then sentance is actually sentEnce lol,ah well,and to think i only wanted pointing in the direction of sum1 that aint a scamming fucker to set the car up,hell if youre jealous i'd take 1500 and youre slow sack of scrap andrea erm i mean andy rst, forgot,you just drive like a girl and not actually are 1,i think????



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andy if you dont give a fuck if i have an rs,then why go on about that i dont,stop with the silly shit now and the back tracking,1st i dont even have 1,then i do,and you dont give a fuck,proves the point you really do think youre something for having one,god i bet you own a saxo or 306 too,big nasty fibreglass kit and all
Old 03-07-2006, 11:47 PM
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You need to stop smoking whatever it is youre smoking

Chill out, scar has given you some good advice there. Give people a ring and speak to them. Jamsport may be up for it as they deal with turbo conversions quite a bit by the sounds of things.
People may have misunderstood your first post, no need to get bitchy with them.

Hope you get the car sorted, should be interesting
Old 04-07-2006, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by xr2.0zetecturbo.
andy if you dont give a fuck if i have an rs,then why go on about that i dont,stop with the silly shit now






proves the point you really do think youre something for having one,god i bet you own a saxo or 306 too,big nasty fibreglass kit and all

1st you say stop with the silly shit and then you go and start off a fresh by saying you bet i own a 306 or a saxo, as if you want to start a slagging match again

So make up your mind do you want to stop and just be satisfied you have made yourself look stupid, or do you want to carry on and make yourself look even more stupid than you have already?

The choice is yours
Old 04-07-2006, 12:32 AM
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erm make myself look more stupid eh??if thats possible,what do you think andy???(cheers dig,have done)really do think you own a peugeot or similar little boy racer chav bus with neons the lot,its ok to admit it though,there is help out there(especially the fcucking sarcastic type from yourself)you like car parks and wish you were fast and furious 3 then???
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well you did have to open that little mouth of yours with the dig at the end,what did you expect,i am in yorkshire afterall!!!!!hardly gonna kiss youre ass kissing rear end and roll over am i?you could always put youre car where youre mouth is at fordfair or wont it make it there, or you got no balls andrea?easyway to sort it eh or you gonna back down and say its childish 10yr old talk?its ok didnt think you had the balls anyway,so i will let you have a big laugh at my expense cos YOU SHIT IT!!!
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MODS- can someone remove this imbecile from our board please?? I do belive verbal abuse of another member (unless its bosch man ) is against the rules?


xr2.0zetecturbo, can I suggest next time you decide to use a well respected forum, that you start with somthing like

: Hi, im xxxx from xxxxx. My car is a XXX running XXXX, and I am after some advice about XXXXXXXX. Any help you could give me would be most appreciated! Thanks for your replies,
xxxxx


Infact, why don't you copy and paste it , then just fill the xxxx's in with your details, it might get you a lot further than abusing long standing members of a board
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Whatever you chav
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Originally Posted by xr2.0zetecturbo.
well you did have to open that little mouth of yours with the dig at the end,what did you expect,i am in yorkshire afterall!!!!!hardly gonna kiss youre ass kissing rear end and roll over am i?you could always put youre car where youre mouth is at fordfair or wont it make it there, or you got no balls andrea?easyway to sort it eh or you gonna back down and say its childish 10yr old talk?its ok didnt think you had the balls anyway,so i will let you have a big laugh at my expense cos YOU SHIT IT!!!
Have you not died yet?

Stab yourself with an aids ridden syringe (that's a needle btw) you little pykey cunt

now fuck off
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the pain
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Dear oh dear.

It's too hot to even bother attempting to reply
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He was obviously a cunt then. Nice one Gracie
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And the fact that i could hardly understand what he was attempting to type, some people just can't be helped
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Originally Posted by Graceland
User now suspended for verbal abuse of other members and moderators contrary to the rules of passionford, parts 2 and 2a.


What Dave?
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you've been a bit frisky with the ol' C word aswell Manning!
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Lee - not just Dave, altho he seems to thrive on the use of his fave word the lad seemed to have a go at everyone who posted on this thread
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Gracey - you're just pissed, cos he said you wished your car handled like one of the toy trains you drive!
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Nah Rich - I aint a clue what my car handles like, I aint driven it yet But the omega estate i smoke about in handles like a boat, makes me wonder why the police use them
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
He was obviously a cunt then. Nice one Gracie
He is actually a honest decent lad, Its easy to blow things out of preportion on a forum, Sadly thats whats happened here
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Because they have ones that don't have 1000000000 million mile old shocks on
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How the fuck did i miss this!!

Who banned him, i had something i wanted to ask him via PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
the lad seemed to have a go at everyone who posted on this thread
Yep and i was only trying to say we couldnt read his posts and then to direct him towards Motorsport Developments in blackpool to get his car set up and he went into a right one
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