Missis just rung up saying cant go to watch the football tnite cause she been caught speeding

Said well we can still go and have a drink to relax but she said copper (on bike) clocked her at over 100mph and followed till off m-way, pulled her over and gave her a massive lecture then asked if car was hers, she said it was mine to which he asked where she lived, When she said she lived with me (registered keepers address) he said he will be around later to our house with a speeding ticket she hasnt signed anything etc so whats the score? He said he isnt going to ban her but she is having points but is he just shitting her up

 

Bollox

Did he have speed detection equipment onboard? did he picture or video it? probably not.

Hes just trying to shit her up mate, go and enjoy the footy.

 

sounds dodgy to me just go out and watch the footie fuk staying waiting for a pig to come round

 

thats what i told her, she didnt sign fuck all,will find out more in min when the numbty gets home

 

Fuck waiting in to get a ticket, they can just stick it in the post.

He's probably going to pop round and hope she is home alone and wants to show how sorry she is

 

they should have done it on the spot

 

sounds very very dodgy

 

Sounds dodgy to me too,he shud have given u the ticket at the side of the road. Also if she aint signed anything and he dosent have proof slam the door in his face!

Also fuck waiting in for him...

 

right the score is he followed her till off m-way,pulled her over and made her get out of car and stand in front of bike while he gave her a bollocking etc and said he tried to pull her on m-way but she didnt see any blue lights as he was only flashing his headlights so she didnt stop, after all the the gobfull he asked whos car it was, then said do you live with owner to which she said yes, then he said right ill be round tnite with ticket. Didnt right fuck all out or make her sign anything, then checked tax disc and looked at reg plate and let her go, didnt even ask her name. Ive told her hes shitting her up and agree with chips theory lol, hopefully shes learnt her lesson though


220,000 miles dt 306 still going strong

 

If he does come round, just tell her to say she doesnt remember the incident AT ALL

She will NOT get done on that one, no fucking way, he has utterly no evidence.

Blatantly he is just rying to scare her into slowing down a bit by thinking she had a narrow escape, which is fair play in my books as she WAS in the wrong after all.


Have a good time at the footie mate

 

They dont need to picture or video it! All they need is the vehicles "calibrated" speedo!

 

she passed him at 103mph supposedly so not sure if had speed logger of some sort

 

I say go girl, but shame you got caught.

 

muwhahaha

so my plan worked,...she didnt see through the disguise, and it seems your going out, while she stays in,...

truncteon....check,...
shiny helmet,...check,...
handcuffs.....check





complete bollox mate,....IF he turns up, so sorry,..dont know what your talking about....

 

No house call

 

How did she not see him

Until I read your reply about what she had said after she arrived home, I was going to say, she doesnt want you going out to watch the footy and is winding you up!

He is probably very pissed off as he didnt chalk anything up and was probably on the way home after escorting something. He did the right thing IMO though as it does work.

 

And they wonder why people hate the cunts

 

What?

He let her off when she was doing over a ton!! Sounds OK to me

 

Are dont get me wrong i think its great she got off but in that case why do someone who breaks the speed limit by only a couple of mph the police in this country are a joke