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Just type what you want him to do, very clever.

good ones Ive tried are...

ymca
break dance
try to fly

and so on... Give it a try, funny as fooook

enjoy folks

Mat.

 

tried it before , he can't fuck himself

 

LOL.

 

fookin ell funny as fook. Ask him to roll over and pretedn to die, or lay an egg

 

squat
run on the spot
told him to masturbare.....and he waved his fookin finger at me
jump up and down on the sofa
cartwheel
hit your own head against the wall
turn the light on and off
go away and dont come back.....................and he did