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Old 13-06-2006, 04:37 PM
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Whats the difference between a toilet and a women...???


























































The toilet dont want a cuddle once you've dropped your load into it
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whats the diffence between a woman and a frezzer????






































a frezzer don't fart when you pull your meat out.
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fpmsl!
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Why are most tornadoes named after women ?

What starts as a small blow ends up taking half your fucking house



What the difference between a woman and a washing machine ?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week
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Old 13-06-2006, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Pennywise


What's the difference between a toilet and a woman...???




The toilet does'nt want a cuddle once you've dropped your load into it

Fuck me, I know you're a chav and all that... but your english is piss poor!!


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Default Re: Funny joke....... :cry:

Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Originally Posted by Pennywise


What's the difference between a toilet and a woman...???




The toilet does'nt want a cuddle once you've dropped your load into it

Fuck me, I know you're a chav and all that... but your english is piss poor!!


I'm pretty sure the word you're looking for is:

Doesn't



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Default Re: Funny joke....... :cry:

Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Originally Posted by Pennywise


What's the difference between a toilet and a woman...???




The toilet does'nt want a cuddle once you've dropped your load into it

Fuck me, I know you're a chav and all that... but your english is piss poor!!



or doesn't
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Originally Posted by Pennywise


What's the difference between a toilet and a woman...???




The toilet does'nt want a cuddle once you've dropped your load into it

Fuck me, I know you're a chav and all that... but your english is piss poor!!
It's actually doesn't..............
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coont, im ill!!!!
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Radders posting a joke: £Not a lot.
Dave correcting his spelling: £Dave's time.
3 people correcting daves' corrections in the same minute: £PRICELESS

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Old 13-06-2006, 08:26 PM
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i must have told them wrong,my missus didnt laugh
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lol i want more jokes
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Originally Posted by red transit van man
whats the diffence between a woman and a frezzer????



a frezzer don't fart when you pull your meat out.
What do women and freezers have in common though?


They both drip when they're fucked
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Originally Posted by Big Will 85
Radders posting a joke: £Not a lot.
Dave correcting his spelling: £Dave's time.
3 people correcting daves' corrections in the same minute: £PRICELESS



FPMSL!!!!

Dave I couldnt be bothered with my english, i have a 40 minute limit time on the net out here, so to type properly i cant be bothered
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