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Old 13-06-2006, 10:12 AM
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A man had two great tickets for the FIFA World Cup final. As he sits

down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat

next to him.

"No", he says, "The seat is empty".

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have

a seat like this for the World Cup final, the biggest sporting event in

the year, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed

to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we

haven't been together since we got married".

"Oh . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find

someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the

seat?"

The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral"

Old 13-06-2006, 10:13 AM
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Old 13-06-2006, 10:22 AM
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Old 13-06-2006, 11:01 AM
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Old 13-06-2006, 11:01 AM
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Old 13-06-2006, 11:04 AM
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Old 13-06-2006, 11:10 AM
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hahahah

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