Rs Baz

The 2006 version of "I WILL SURVIVE"


At first I was afraid, I was petrified,

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,

That I grew strong, and knew that I could take you on ....



But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!

I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,

Should have known no Anaconda was lurking in those jean!



Go on, now go! Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a fool to think I wouldn't find you out?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say that size don't count?



Chorus:

I will survive! I will survive!

'Coz as long at I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive,

I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey, hey.....



It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little willy standing tall and proud,

But to hell with all your egos, and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!



Chorus:

I will survive! I will survive!

'Coz as long at I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive,

I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey, hey.....

Benni

AFPMSL

dangerous - reyland

Baz

Is the spelling in your title deliberate ?

Rs Baz

whoooooooops

i thought something wasnt right with that at 1am this morning



i will re edit it now

richard_syko

FPMSL