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Old 10-08-2004 | 02:58 PM
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just spent about 1hr on the phone explaining to some bloke what all the acronyms on my CV mean the one that got me the most was "whats TCP/IP"? i mean c'mon you must surely know what tcpip is if you read IT people's CVs day in day out
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They're mostly fresh, less than mediocre, graduates who are lured in by the ridiculous claims of salaries and OTE's.

If they were any good at IT, they'd be able to get a job doing it!?
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A lot of them tend to be ex estate agents too.

Spoke to one recently who kept asking me if i supported "Wintel"
when my cv clearly states nt4/2k/2003 on compaq and dell hardware. Clarts!

Probably employ them for the same reason that 80% of IT managers actually seem to know fuck all about IT!
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80% of IT managers actually seem to know fuck all about IT!
amen to that!!!!
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Originally Posted by Jim Galbally
whats TCP/IP"? i mean
I know....Ranj had the same problem on his CV but they scribbled it out and replaced TCP/IP with TP.....Typical Paki.
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I'm an IT manager at an investment bank in the City, and worked my way up through - used to be shit hot technically, but as your responsibilities change you de-skill and forget stuff. Technology moves on and you are less involved and not hands on, so again, knowledge goes.

IT recruiters are utter sh*t. Their other speciality is to send you to job interviews that don't fit your skill set. They say - "just say you can pick it up quickly, or read up on it...." Like you can wing your way into a £60K technical job with a few hours of reading

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I'm an IT manager at an investment bank in the City, and worked my way up through - used to be shit hot technically, but as your responsibilities change you de-skill and forget stuff. Technology moves on and you are less involved and not hands on, so again, knowledge goes.
FPMSL, sorry mate, but how hard it is to keep repeating "RE-BOOT"???

That kind stuff, you never forget...
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FPMSL, sorry mate, but how hard it is to keep repeating "RE-BOOT"???

That kind stuff, you never forget...
ah, my favourite response to answering support calls
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paddy1977, is that where you just turn the monitor on and off then....???
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'just re-boot' = 'i havent got a fucking clue whats wrong with it turn it off and then back on.. not only will this give me more time to think of something technical to say when asked what was 'actually wrong with it' but it may randomly fix the problem!'
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got it in 1 phil

anyway, nice IT recruitment man just re-wrote my CV for me...

EMPLOYMENT
Jun ‘01- Present: Russell & Bromley Ltd.
My current role includes many different aspects of IT due to the company being fairly small.

IT Operations: Changing back-up tapes (AS400/Windows2000)
Checking back-up tapes (AS400/Windows2000)
Auditing back-up tapes (AS400/Windows2000)
Networking TCP/IP & Ethernet
Monitor AS400 & Windows2000 on the command prompt

Support: Fixing PC’s & Printers
Installing any upgraded components

Helpdesk: Log incoming calls and telephone support over the phone
Any problems with MS Office 95, 98, 2000, XP including Word, Excel (with Macros), Outlook
MS Exchange setting up accounts, backing up emails.

Reporting: On Adhoc basis finding data using Query on AS400 and printing off or ftp’ing for email.
anyone else think that makes me look like a dumbfuck
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whaddaya mean like a dumb fuck?
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