Fiddy

just got these of the liverpool website, c'mon england !



1. He's big
He's Red
His feet stick out the bed
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch

2. Crouch, Crouch
Wherever you may be
You didn't stop at 6ft three
You grew so tall
You're a legend on the ball
Now win us the cup in Germany

3. He's here
He's there
His head's up in the air
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch

4. Peter Crouch is tall and lanky
Owen's small and quick
They'll score goals in Germany and make the Germans sick

5. When Crouchy does robotics
The English go psychotic
Defenders get neurotic
When Crouchy bangs one in

6. Let's all do the Crouchy
Let's all do the Crouchy
La la la la, la la la la

7. Hey, hey Crouchy (ooh aah)
We wanna know-oh-oh
When you'll do that dance

8. Chim chiminy
Chim chiminy
Chim chim cheroo
Crouchy will score goals and dance for us too

9. Crouchy is a giant
His head's up in the clouds
And when he sticks a goal in
He does all England proud

10. Peter Crouch,
Peter Crouch
Running with the ball
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Must be 10ft tall
When he gets the chance
He does his robot dance
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch

11. Crouch, Crouch
Wherever you may be
You should never take a penalty
You messed it up when you had the chance
So we couldn't see you do your dance

12. You put your right arm up
Your left arm down
Up down up down and jerk it all around
You do the Peter Crouchy
And you turn around
That's how you do the Crouch
Oh, oh Peter Crouch
Oh, oh Peter Crouch
Oh, oh Peter Crouch
Arms up, arms down Eng-er-land!

Fiddy

wtf doing the robocrouch lmao