And it had some excellent Picture / Caption stuff on it......


Some people.....

 

Yeah well dont fucking blame me it was Mike who moved it do the dummy room and was NOT at my request for him to do so!

 

Yeah you know why dont you...

No.. its not because he's old and gay....


Its because you now have to be a gold member to abuse Chip....


Abusing Chip has gone Pay Per View !!


Pure Genius !! Not even Phil managed to get people to pay to abuse him.....

 

 

Here you go NeilM, just for you, picture of me and the current bird:




Feel free to comment

 

In BigBrother last week they all had to dress as train spotters and the Welsh guy had to wear that very shirt. Well obviously not that -very- one because it's clearly size XXXXL.

 

 

I do my bit for the BB .

 

lol! pay per view LMFAO

Chip will u please go shopping that shirt WTF

 

isnt that Chris Moyles?

she dont look happy does she!

 

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to Dave

 

Cheers Chip....

You are a sport I'll give you that.... which to be fair is why I give you stick... if I thought you couldnt take it you wouldnt get it.


But unforunately I was Guinness'd up last night and had a touch of the 'black dog' which always makes me funnier so I cant remember the wordings on my captions.....

Although I do recall going to sleep chuckling evertime I thought...

'I wish I'd never got on that lorry'

and

'Rohypnol Burgers'

 

Also, if that shirt caught fire while you were ironing it - how would you know?

 

 

Would you !

Stuck at a barbie... with a grinning fool in a ridiculous shirt...

 

The lorry one was definatly a classic, as she does kind of have that "eatern european slut" look to her to be fair

 

Because he'd hear a load of shouting and swearing in polish then a woman dressed in a maids uniform that he bought off the internet would go rushing out the door.....

 

Pimp Daddy

 

CHIP! YOU ARE NOT WEARING A FLAME SHIRT!!!

And why does your lass look like she's been drugged?

I look into her eyes and I see a silent cry for help!

 

Nah, its a very simple "why the fuck is some twat i dont know taking pictures of me (without paying)" look

 

You'll tell me anything mate! How's it going with her, anyway? Last time we really talked you seemed to be really keen.

 

She's obviously thinking "Great, everyone will now know I take it up the arse."

 

 

Mike R! Quality!!

 

Going ok mate, both pretty busy at the moment so dont get to see her as often as i'd like, but yeah i am pretty keen i guess, she's cool

 

Glad to hear it mate

 

I obviously don't know you, but If you don't mind me asking, what happened to you legs?

 

The new man not only brings with him some awesome new Turbo knowledge but a great sense of humour

Welcome to PF

 

When did you lose your legs chip, didn't realise you had stumps?

 

Sorry, I thought he may have had a serious ailment, but I didnt want to go 'treading on his toes' by asking..

 

that shirt is disgraceful

 

oh bollocks im too slow, was too busy reading the other replies

 

she's cool: means she takes it up the shitter doesnt it. be honest

 

 

Genius comedy

 

Trust you to take this post to an Anal level.......

 

see I have not taken the piss once

I am a good boy

 

Yeah you could easily have put your foot in it there mate.

 

I must admit Mike she does have that look of


"I take it up the shit box"

 

Mikes got voice is too squeaky to be gay.

You know anyone gay have his hairstyle