A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said
she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for
his
good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly
for about an hour, woke Without pain and as it was still early, decided
go
to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she
thought
she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she
was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left
his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her
ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she
slipped
away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering
what
kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time
he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not
there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you,
I
never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown
and
some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all
evening."

You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
apparently he had the time of his life."

 

 

Ohhhhh dear!

 

 

 

cool joke

 

AFPMSL

 

ewwww !

 

quality

 

lol good twist at the end

 

Classic

 

 

ohhhh noooooooo pmsl

 

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That is fooking fantastic

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo