What a comical day iv'e had !!!!
13-05-2006, 10:46 PM
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What a comical day iv'e had !!!!
Well it all started at 6am this morning with my first job (been covering all week on break downs and recovery for a lad that is on holiday at work)
1st incident of the day gets a flat batt at the home address turns up car stood for 3 weeks woman in plaster from ankle to hip where the fook is she gonna go galavanting in her car god only knows
2nd incident of the day which I thought was the icing on the cake but no the best was yet to come
get a job in a local village ford escort job discription door fault turn up and the owner a rather large person is sat in the drivers seat at his home address on the drive ask him what the fault is he explains that he can't get the seat belt off and that he has been stuck in his car for the last 45 mins trying to contain my self from pissing myself was to say the least
3rd incident this evening I get a job at the local town centre car park an indian man and his wife and small child I ask what the fault is and it starts and cuts out so after further investigation and probing (not in the rectum area I might add) it turns out his small boy has had the key and opened it and the transponder chip has fallen out hence immobilizer will not disarm so I ask the gentle man where he is from so I can arrange recovery of his car and him self to which he replies Pakistan well fuck me that was it laughed my bollox off and casually said I dont think your cover will sufice the distance for your car that far
god what a day
Regards Doug .
1st incident of the day gets a flat batt at the home address turns up car stood for 3 weeks woman in plaster from ankle to hip where the fook is she gonna go galavanting in her car god only knows
2nd incident of the day which I thought was the icing on the cake but no the best was yet to come
get a job in a local village ford escort job discription door fault turn up and the owner a rather large person is sat in the drivers seat at his home address on the drive ask him what the fault is he explains that he can't get the seat belt off and that he has been stuck in his car for the last 45 mins trying to contain my self from pissing myself was to say the least
3rd incident this evening I get a job at the local town centre car park an indian man and his wife and small child I ask what the fault is and it starts and cuts out so after further investigation and probing (not in the rectum area I might add) it turns out his small boy has had the key and opened it and the transponder chip has fallen out hence immobilizer will not disarm so I ask the gentle man where he is from so I can arrange recovery of his car and him self to which he replies Pakistan well fuck me that was it laughed my bollox off and casually said I dont think your cover will sufice the distance for your car that far
god what a day
Regards Doug .
13-05-2006, 10:56 PM
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i spent five years doing breakdown/accident recovery doug, was a laugh a minute..............until it was 4.00am and some toffee nosed twat run his porsche out of fuel on the motorway 
guess i wasnt the nicest person to have call out for your breakdown 
the world is full of fookin knobheads in the recovery/breakdown world
guess i wasnt the nicest person to have call out for your breakdown the world is full of fookin knobheads in the recovery/breakdown world
13-05-2006, 11:00 PM
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There the best one's Mark specially when its a police job and you have to charge them Ł105 for a gallon off fuel laugh a minuite watching them have an absolute fit lmfao !!!!!!!
13-05-2006, 11:18 PM
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There the best one's Mark specially when its a police job and you have to charge them Ł105 for a gallon off fuel laugh a minuite watching them have an absolute fit lmfao !!!!!!!
no shit, was a car trader, was taking it to the local auction at jcn 29, no cash on him, "sorry i dont take cheques " took the fookin lotus off him, left him on the top of jcn 29 fpmsl 
then you go the junkie twats in the stolen motors
p.s doug, i work with darren mcnamee now at our place . remember him ?
13-05-2006, 11:24 PM
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No fucking way little blond bitch Darren pms'l tell him I said hello and that he is a Northern Monkey lol
Has he still got 4 eyes lol and a gay bike lmfaoooo !!!!!!!!!!!!
Has he still got 4 eyes lol and a gay bike lmfaoooo !!!!!!!!!!!!
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13-05-2006, 11:27 PM
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No fucking way little blond bitch Darren pms'l tell him I said hello and that he is a Northern Monkey lol
Has he still got 4 eyes lol and a gay bike lmfaoooo !!!!!!!!!!!!
Has he still got 4 eyes lol and a gay bike lmfaoooo !!!!!!!!!!!!
and yes still has the bike
OI !!! less of the northern monkey !
13-05-2006, 11:32 PM
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And how the fook did you know I worked with him whats he been saying ?
Bloody small world mark !!!!
Hope he did not mention about me masterbating in the gents lmao (joke)
Where do you work together and doing what ? I hope its not sexual lol
Bloody small world mark !!!!
Hope he did not mention about me masterbating in the gents lmao (joke)
Where do you work together and doing what ? I hope its not sexual lol
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Anywhere mate,im only an office bod and get to go out and get dirty sometimes but the perks here are unreal
I get to use our workshops and the trained mechanics and equipment in it and i never have to worry about breaking down!!!LOL
Its a hard job with respect to the hours im sure everyone will agree and due to the nature of the job working nights and bank holidays xmas etc are all the norm at a proper company but its a good crack,ive been here 5 years and cant see myself leaving, being an office bod tho i do have to listen and deal whith more shite than you would emagine.
Its a yorkie bar job without trying to be sexist its definatley mans work althoagh we do have a chick working with us her nick name is gezzerbird for a very good reason
I get to use our workshops and the trained mechanics and equipment in it and i never have to worry about breaking down!!!LOL
Its a hard job with respect to the hours im sure everyone will agree and due to the nature of the job working nights and bank holidays xmas etc are all the norm at a proper company but its a good crack,ive been here 5 years and cant see myself leaving, being an office bod tho i do have to listen and deal whith more shite than you would emagine.
Its a yorkie bar job without trying to be sexist its definatley mans work althoagh we do have a chick working with us her nick name is gezzerbird for a very good reason
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