Well it all started at 6am this morning with my first job (been covering all week on break downs and recovery for a lad that is on holiday at work)

1st incident of the day gets a flat batt at the home address turns up car stood for 3 weeks woman in plaster from ankle to hip where the fook is she gonna go galavanting in her car god only knows

2nd incident of the day which I thought was the icing on the cake but no the best was yet to come
get a job in a local village ford escort job discription door fault turn up and the owner a rather large person is sat in the drivers seat at his home address on the drive ask him what the fault is he explains that he can't get the seat belt off and that he has been stuck in his car for the last 45 mins trying to contain my self from pissing myself was to say the least



3rd incident this evening I get a job at the local town centre car park an indian man and his wife and small child I ask what the fault is and it starts and cuts out so after further investigation and probing (not in the rectum area I might add) it turns out his small boy has had the key and opened it and the transponder chip has fallen out hence immobilizer will not disarm so I ask the gentle man where he is from so I can arrange recovery of his car and him self to which he replies Pakistan well fuck me that was it laughed my bollox off and casually said I dont think your cover will sufice the distance for your car that far

god what a day





Regards Doug .