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Old 10-05-2006 | 08:52 AM
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She especially liked the line ' Fancy letting me glue your eyelids shut?' once we had turned off the lights!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 08:55 AM
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I always like the line..

"lets play a game.. how far in can it go before you gag"


seriously!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 08:57 AM
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I always like the line..

"lets play a game.. how far in can it go before you gag"


seriously!


Is that what you played last night ? Play the pink oboe my dear
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Old 10-05-2006 | 08:57 AM
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She actually commented that line was far too funny for me to have dreamt up, and asked who i'd knicked it from!


So i did the gentlemanly thing and shut her up!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:00 AM
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With the hairy side of the palm across the chops ?
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:01 AM
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It was hairy mate, but it wasn't my hand!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:03 AM
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Get the mach 3 on that bad motherfucker
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Get the mach 3 on that bad motherfucker
Sorry dude the only peole that shave thier bush are those who wish to make it look bigger!

I for one don't have to worry about them sort of things



WHEINER BOY!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Franco
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Get the mach 3 on that bad motherfucker
Sorry dude the only peole that shave thier bush are those who wish to make it look bigger!

I for one don't have to worry about them sort of things



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nowt wrong with triming the shrub!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Originally Posted by Franco
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Get the mach 3 on that bad motherfucker
Sorry dude the only peole that shave thier bush are those who wish to make it look bigger!

I for one don't have to worry about them sort of things



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nowt wrong with triming the shrub!
Yes agreed but that c*nt wanted to deminish a rainforest!

THATS JUST NOT CRICKET
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:16 AM
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no wet blades... scissors only!

I find that mine are quite wiry though, so I have to wrap them in the old quilted velvet before I flush them away
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:17 AM
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I always get the bint to prune the shrub! That way she can clear the garden!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Nikki
What a fooking funny night
I laughed and then some

anna you had me in fits young lady

Tony you must loose the bangs and get a car that vibrates she'll enjoy it more but then pops and bangs will do for now
Although Tony you was looking very interested with the idea of a quickshiftanna roflmfao

Tracey,,,,bbbrrrrr


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LOL!!!! You do make me chuckle too babe.

Yeah was a good night, haven't been to the Essex meet for a while and Dave you namby it wasn't cold at all!!

The gear stick is a good idea, you see Nik once our brains are together we make a genius!!!


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Anna and Nikki, i seen a whole different side of you 2 Esp Anna ........... double
Oh Andy you do make me chuckle trying to shift the blame but that's what you get for ear wigging!!!!!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by *Anna*
[and Dave you namby it wasn't cold at all!!

fooking was! could of hung spacesuits of my nipples.. or Francos missus' swimsuit!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:28 AM
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I don't shave mine


Your mum does
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
I don't shave mine
thats because you havent fooking got any Dan!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Originally Posted by *Anna*
[and Dave you namby it wasn't cold at all!!

fooking was! could of hung spacesuits of my nipples.. or Francos missus' swimsuit!



Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
I don't shave mine


Your mum does
What are you 5!!!! You'll scare all the girls away Dan!!!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by *Anna*

Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
I don't shave mine


Your mum does
What are you 5!!!! You'll scare all the girls away Dan!!!
he does that by getting up in the morning!!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 09:56 AM
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Was a good night,crunched 2nd gear as i left,typical cossie box
Got there in the end though
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Old 10-05-2006 | 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
did anyone hear my launch?

Heard it?


..........


HEARD IT?!


You flicked stones all over my car! Damo is going to tear you a new hole now!





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Old 10-05-2006 | 10:58 AM
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Fear the wrath of Damo now, especially as Palace only managed a draw last night
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Old 10-05-2006 | 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Fear the wrath of Damo now, especially as Palace only managed a draw last night
FCUKIN PALACE!!!!!

I knew there wasnt something right about that bloke!!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 11:08 AM
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i didnt think he liked football!

doesnt seem the type!


Sorry tone!!! shouldnt have got so close
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Old 10-05-2006 | 11:56 AM
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Damo doesn't, he went because it was free




That's ok Dave, I was surprised you didn't want to have a little blast on the way home though
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Old 10-05-2006 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Tony Turbo
Damo doesn't, he went because it was free




That's ok Dave, I was surprised you didn't want to have a little blast on the way home though
Didnt you see the old bill!


btw, you call THAT anti lag

my farts light up and sound louder than that!
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Old 10-05-2006 | 12:13 PM
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Where was the old bill ??????
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Old 10-05-2006 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Originally Posted by Tony Turbo
Damo doesn't, he went because it was free




That's ok Dave, I was surprised you didn't want to have a little blast on the way home though
Didnt you see the old bill!


btw, you call THAT anti lag

my farts light up and sound louder than that!

Yeah, I saw the Old Bill, but they were pulling someone else over lol


And my ALS works, it doesn't pop and bang constantly because it works properly
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Old 10-05-2006 | 04:36 PM
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Andy I dont know what you mean I didn't do or say anything,,,it was all anna & yeah stop ear wigging lmfao!!

Tony I think you'd like the 3rd gear in the quickshiftanna



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