PISSED UP TOSSERS!
04-08-2004, 02:27 PM
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PISSED UP TOSSERS!
I was woken at 2.30am on Monday night/Tuesday morning by a loud bang, I jumped up and looked out the window to see some pi$$ed up to$$ers carrying a 15-20 foot diameter TRAMPOLINE!!! And my drivers side wing mirror hanging off, I was proppa f**ked off so I slung on some jeans and a t-shirt and went down stairs to look for me bros cricket bat, which I couldn’t find.
So I went outside and looked at the car, the mirror was hanging down by the door, so I jumped in and hammered down the road to look for the c*nts, I figured they couldn’t have gone far carrying a trampoline… I caught them up, nearly mowing them all down, and got out the car, remembering I still had the torque wrench in the back from ford fair, so I grabbed it, got out the car and started to shout what the f**k they thought they were doing, initially I thought there were 3, but there was 4… anyway they seemed quite scared and apologetic with a torque wrench being waved at them. I said I wanted it paying for, so I gave one kid my address and phoned my moby from his (I left it at home) told them all they were a bunch of c*nts, got back in the car and went to go home, my missus stopped as she had sh*t herself and looked for me thinking either I would do summut stupid or get 7 shades of sh*t booted out of me then we went home.
I looked at the car in the morning and where the mirror swung down its kinda scratched the laquer but will hopefully polish out.
I rang the kid yesterday afternoon and he didn’t answer unsupprisingly so I left a message saying id go to the cops and get em done for criminal damage.
Anyway I rang back about 5.30pm and he sounded really sorry and said he will get hold of his mates to give me some money, then at 8pm him and his mate turned up with some cash for a new mirror and he said it was his 18th and the stole the trampoline and left it on the school field, and the cops took it away in the morning…
They also thanked me for not taking it any further
im gonna buy some meguires scratch x to try and get the scratches out.
Oh, and I looked at the mirror yesterday and I think its actually ok and ill put it back on later
So, not a bad outcome really as long as the scratches come out.
So I went outside and looked at the car, the mirror was hanging down by the door, so I jumped in and hammered down the road to look for the c*nts, I figured they couldn’t have gone far carrying a trampoline… I caught them up, nearly mowing them all down, and got out the car, remembering I still had the torque wrench in the back from ford fair, so I grabbed it, got out the car and started to shout what the f**k they thought they were doing, initially I thought there were 3, but there was 4… anyway they seemed quite scared and apologetic with a torque wrench being waved at them. I said I wanted it paying for, so I gave one kid my address and phoned my moby from his (I left it at home) told them all they were a bunch of c*nts, got back in the car and went to go home, my missus stopped as she had sh*t herself and looked for me thinking either I would do summut stupid or get 7 shades of sh*t booted out of me then we went home.
I looked at the car in the morning and where the mirror swung down its kinda scratched the laquer but will hopefully polish out.
I rang the kid yesterday afternoon and he didn’t answer unsupprisingly so I left a message saying id go to the cops and get em done for criminal damage.
Anyway I rang back about 5.30pm and he sounded really sorry and said he will get hold of his mates to give me some money, then at 8pm him and his mate turned up with some cash for a new mirror and he said it was his 18th and the stole the trampoline and left it on the school field, and the cops took it away in the morning…
They also thanked me for not taking it any further
im gonna buy some meguires scratch x to try and get the scratches out.
Oh, and I looked at the mirror yesterday and I think its actually ok and ill put it back on later
So, not a bad outcome really as long as the scratches come out.
Cant believe they paid up really 
04-08-2004, 02:37 PM
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your not wrong 
cant beleive they paid up.
I know you didnt see the funny side but just read it again..
next time I go out on the piss I got to get me one of those
cant beleive they paid up.I know you didnt see the funny side but just read it again..
looked out the window to see some pi$$ed up to$$ers carrying a 15-20 foot diameter TRAMPOLINE!!!
next time I go out on the piss I got to get me one of those
04-08-2004, 03:31 PM
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Have to say I feel sorry for you m8, lucky you heard them and caught up with them. Round where I stay you geta lot of students on the way home from town, they love to kick the mirrors off cars on their way home! 
Can't believe they actually paid you though! 
Can't believe they actually paid you though!
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04-08-2004, 04:02 PM
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fuckin mint 20 ft trampoline Gutted about your car though im sure most of us on here would be equally pissed off if it happened to us! Thank fuck they shit themselves at the sight of the torque wrench and didnt beat you to a pulp
they cant be all that bad really if theyve paid up, prob just a bit pissed and didnt really realise/care what damage they were doing!
20 ft trampoline Gutted about your car though im sure most of us on here would be equally pissed off if it happened to us! Thank fuck they shit themselves at the sight of the torque wrench and didnt beat you to a pulp they cant be all that bad really if theyve paid up, prob just a bit pissed and didnt really realise/care what damage they were doing!
04-08-2004, 08:50 PM
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yeah, i was lucky they didnt get shitty, if they had tho the gimp with long hair was closest for a swing... at least one of them would have got hurt....
the kid did seem quite appologetic tho, and i was trying to be as fair as i could without getting to arsy
the kid did seem quite appologetic tho, and i was trying to be as fair as i could without getting to arsy
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