Sperm donating
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Sperm donating
Bloody hell, being a wanker is more lucrative than i ever realised!
http://www.spermdirect.co.uk/content/donor_information
7650 a year for knocking one out a few times a week.
Thats easily enough to fund a loan for an escos + insurance + fuel if you do it over 7 years.
I always KNEW escos drivers were wankers
Each donor can only be used up to a maximum of three times a week with £50 expenses paid on each donation.
http://www.spermdirect.co.uk/content/donor_information
7650 a year for knocking one out a few times a week.
Thats easily enough to fund a loan for an escos + insurance + fuel if you do it over 7 years.
I always KNEW escos drivers were wankers
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Re: Sperm donating
Originally Posted by chip-3door
7650 a year for knocking one out a few times a week.
Thats easily enough to fund a loan for an escos + insurance + fuel if you do it over 7 years.
£53k+??
Your maths teacher must have been a wanker
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Re: Sperm donating
Originally Posted by Cam
Originally Posted by chip-3door
7650 a year for knocking one out a few times a week.
Thats easily enough to fund a loan for an escos + insurance + fuel if you do it over 7 years.
£53k+??
Your maths teacher must have been a wanker
Whats your point?
Seems like a reasonable sum to buy, run, insure and fuel an escos to me? :S
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Smit
Sorry to be a wanker Chip, but linky not worky
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Originally Posted by Smit
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Smit
Sorry to be a wanker Chip, but linky not worky
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Originally Posted by paul16v
Just been reading through it spadge and they actually collect your "donation" from your home using a courier
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Re: Sperm donating
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Cam
Originally Posted by chip-3door
7650 a year for knocking one out a few times a week.
Thats easily enough to fund a loan for an escos + insurance + fuel if you do it over 7 years.
£53k+??
Your maths teacher must have been a wanker
Whats your point?
Seems like a reasonable sum to buy, run, insure and fuel an escos to me? :S
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Originally Posted by paul16v
LOL imagine the knock at the door, "are you the courier? you must be here for my spunk"
oops, you're early, hold on while I go knock one out
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Originally Posted by paul16v
LOL imagine the knock at the door, "are you the courier? you must be here for my spunk"
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This option provides a recipient with two donations within one ovulation period i.e within a maximum of 4 days. Once you have chosen your donor for testing, SpermDirect will require £500 and then a balance of £150 prior to your first delivery. Choose this option
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Originally Posted by paul16v
Just been reading through it spadge and they actually collect your "donation" from your home using a courier
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Originally Posted by Benni
This option provides a recipient with two donations within one ovulation period i.e within a maximum of 4 days. Once you have chosen your donor for testing, SpermDirect will require £500 and then a balance of £150 prior to your first delivery. Choose this option
If you wish to RECEIVE sperm then yes!
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From: Berkshire
Originally Posted by Freddy_mercury_magic
FUCKING HELL!!!!
Since ive been out here ( 34 days.. ) Ive had 51 wanks
Thats 2550 quid
Since ive been out here ( 34 days.. ) Ive had 51 wanks
Thats 2550 quid
Or put it all in a big jar and bring it back with you as hand luggage
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I wouldn't want my man juice being used to create little kiddies for other people 
Afterall you could end up having more kids than a council estate bird and it would feel well weird to know someone else was bringing them up. I reckon it could drive you spare one day.
Afterall you could end up having more kids than a council estate bird and it would feel well weird to know someone else was bringing them up. I reckon it could drive you spare one day.
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Originally Posted by DogSmoke
I wouldn't want my man juice being used to create little kiddies for other people
Afterall you could end up having more kids than a council estate bird and it would feel well weird to know someone else was bringing them up. I reckon it could drive you spare one day.
Afterall you could end up having more kids than a council estate bird and it would feel well weird to know someone else was bringing them up. I reckon it could drive you spare one day.
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Re: Sperm donating
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Each donor can only be used up to a maximum of three times a week with £50 expenses paid on each donation.
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From: kilwinning
You will be required to confirm on each occasion in writing that you have not since your last medical engaged in any activity that would possibly give rise to a transmissible disease through your sperm and that you have abstained from intercourse, masturbation, alcohol and narcotics use for a minimum of 72 hours before the donation.
looks like no ham shank then!
looks like no ham shank then!
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Originally Posted by Freddy_mercury_magic
Originally Posted by RWD_cossie_wil
Rad you are just fucking WRONG man!! , you are in a 3 man room as well 
:gayflag: 
unchballs: dirty fooker 
, you are in a 3 man room as well :gayflag: unchballs: dirty fooker
