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Old 16-04-2006, 09:02 PM
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Default my birds new joke any1 find it funny

why do dogs chew sticks?
















because its good for their bark
Old 16-04-2006, 09:03 PM
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*groan*
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Fraid not!
Old 16-04-2006, 09:10 PM
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slap her
Old 16-04-2006, 09:15 PM
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Pity there isn't a tumbleweed emoticon.................

But I found this

Old 16-04-2006, 09:18 PM
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thats wat happens wen girls have been together all day
Old 16-04-2006, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by b14dave
thats wat happens wen girls have been together all day
and i bet they all wet themselves at that joke, doesnt work on men im afraid.

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yea they did
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pmsl thats actually made me chukkle.. lol
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hahaha
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Default Re: my birds new joke any1 find it funny

Originally Posted by b14dave

because its good for their bark
Which is more than can be said about the sticks bark
Old 17-04-2006, 12:20 AM
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bless her for trying though but their all barking mad
Old 17-04-2006, 01:05 AM
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Oh
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I think you should tell her a joke back

Something along the lines of:

Why did the boyfriend split up with his Girlfriend?































Because she tells crap jokes
Old 17-04-2006, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by akito-man
slap her
with your knob
Old 17-04-2006, 03:38 AM
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no,....that was rubbish,....

im now going to sleep in my car with the hose pipe on the exhaust,...i hate you deeply......


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that was terrile
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