Who has a name for their car. Ours is called JESS This is the misses not me who named it. Reason . . . it has a J in the registration. Come on, what do you call yours ?

 

Just bought the other half a corsa and its name is roger....

Passed on by the previous owner.

 

Mine were usually called "fucking bastard" or "stupid fucking c*nt car"

 

Mine suffers them names also

and "expensive piece of shit" is another one that it gets called

 

Alan.

 

normally call them by the 3 letters on reg, ie, A123 BCD would be called 'BCD' easy really
although some got differant names in the same kind of way, J** OKK was sometimes called Jock, J** APU was Ja'poo, i had one, D*** YVV my mate called it 'Divvy'

 

my little sis named my track corsa colin

 

James, awaits Martin (dumped) to post his.

 

Never had to call mine any of those yet but it is a S1 so only a matter time me thinks.

Colin the Corsa . . . liking that

 

The General

 

I've had nicknames for em all through the last three letters like Guzzler....for example...

G**JBO - Jumbo
G***EJK - Ejaculation
P***NCK - Knock
V***LUG - erm....Lug!!!

 

Sounds about right!

My usual is probably c*nting car!

 

mine is called mad cow coz the reg ends BSE

 

the monte is called 'ronnie'




as in purple ronnie


s1 called eleanor, sfter the shelby gt500 (how sad, i know)

 

My parents had a triumph stag (well we still have it but it's been in the garage since about 1999 ) ....UCY....Lucy

& my fiesta is called Frankie.

 

My ex-gielfirend used to call my old escort Tina [as in Tina Turbo ]

 

Mines is called Klunker cos of the gearbox

 

Focus RS is called Wonkey as it's an anagram of EN**KWY, sort of

 

YUM !

 

mines called big red

after the guy in one of the simpsons episodes,......homer challenges him to a "eat off",....and big red dies of meat overload,...

and my cars red,...sooooo,...big red...

 

one of the fiestas is called bebe cause i treated it like my baby so kinda came from that an the others called the power ranger cause it slow an safe for kids under 8 lol,

My mate names all his cars hes away just now so will put his list down

ERST = Jayne
UK Subaru turbo = silver bullet
EK VTI = Goblin
UK scoob = Blue flash
GT4 WRC = castrol rascal or "THE 4"
pug 205 gti = red devil
rover 416 gti lol = the viking
BMW 330 CAB = Vinny (cause its a diesal) lol

MB.

 

I call mine Babe

Just bcos i said it one day i was with my pals and it kinda stuck
so everyone calls him that now

 

Ruth

When she "destroys" another car on the road I call her ruthless...

 

Dan

 

our lasses C2 is called little farty cos of the reg **04RTY

 

must be a thing with cossies then lol

 

Good LORD

Names are for PEOPLE, PETS and SEXUAL PARTS



NOT cars!

 

i call mine stormin norman

the misses calls it golden nips or the other bird

 

My girlfriend calls mine "Betty"

 

i call mine Slut as im normally hanging out the back pmsl

 

a mate of mine refers to my car as "The Deo", and thats kinda stuck.