A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up,and brings it

into the car.

"Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?", she asks.

Her husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm. "

"But what about the smell?", she says

"Hold its nose.", comes the reply












The new American Marine Captain was assigned to a Irish Regiment in a remote post in the Lebanese desert. During his first inspection, he noticed camel hitched up behind the mess tent.



He asks the Irish Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

"Well, sir" is the nervous reply. "As you know, there are 250 men here and

no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m....urges. That's why we have the camel sir."



The American Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about >urges, so the camel can stay. "



About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Irish Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel.



When he is done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the Irish do it?

"Uh, no sir", the Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."