CH4 now lol!

 

Ouch

 

been watching it

 

i aint been watching it but have been told about iot on msn...sounds well dodgy!

 

the blow job were she had a seizure and bit his cock off
and all he could do was punch her

simon

 

 

Remember valentines day boys

 

Tha is just wrong

 

quality

 

oh dear lord its giving me nightmares.....

 

what being punched in the face??

 

I am fookin cringeing

 

we can just see the sheep comments coming now that this mans shaggin a goat on there....
haha......of course.....the punch wud scare me too loose genitals gives me more of a fright mind!

 

LOL
u aint got any to loose

 

haha....u dont know that......
lol@ 'he cudnt resist its sexy tail wagging'

 

ouch !!!!

 

whale dick

 

oh dear lord, 'anatomically correct animal penises' fuckin hell..... yuch yuch.... i shall never regard a rampant rabbit with the same positive feeling

 

theres some fcukin warped people in this world

simon

 

Where these peeps get the fookin ideas from.



Dave.

 

whats wrong with just havin a wank, don't electricute ureself lmfao!!!

 

i have my legs crossed, yuch yuch yuch never gettin me none of them injuries, wheres me chastity belt

 

some very wrong people!

 

www.zoosurprise.com lmfao!!!!

 

you been watching it too long.



Dave.

 

PMSL @ the goat shagger

 

its horrible....but uv gotta keep watching it :s what a fucking horrible thing to put on the tv

 

jus watch it so as knowing what NOT to do

 

covering ur missus in yacht varnish? sticking ur cock into curry powder? fucking weirdos

 

Concrete arse...


Shit a brick or what!! lol.


Dave.

 

that'll do ya pretyy shit one to finish

 

shat a brick and built house .... ho ho lmffao

 

Scary sh*t, the worst things that have happened to me on previous experiences:

Nearly choked on a pube on a "Natural look" bush whilst munching her rug!

Had sex with another girl who liked to bite! No way I was letting her anywhere near by twig & giggle berries!

Third one I've had was with an ex (The nutty one!) & we had discussed doing anal & finally agreed that we'd go to this party & then come home & do it afterwards... fooking alrighty then!
Went to party, started drinking, trouble was there was this old guy there at this party too who had drunk 2 bottles of wine, a large glass of Tia Maria & a can of lager...

It all got too much for his bowels & he ermmm.... "let go" in the woman that's house the party was at front room, filled his pants with poo & it stank!!




Needless to say it put us both right off & I never did get to earn my brown wings!

 

The worst one was the bloke who put a cocaine solution in his cock to prlong his erection, had his leg and 9 fingers amputated due to gangrene and then his cock fell off!