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26-07-2004, 10:30 PM
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we can just see the sheep comments coming now that this mans shaggin a goat on there....
haha......of course.....the punch wud scare me too
loose genitals gives me more of a fright mind!
haha......of course.....the punch wud scare me too
loose genitals gives me more of a fright mind!
26-07-2004, 10:45 PM
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26-07-2004, 11:42 PM
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Scary sh*t, the worst things that have happened to me on previous experiences:
Nearly choked on a pube on a "Natural look" bush whilst munching her rug!
Had sex with another girl who liked to bite! No way I was letting her anywhere near by twig & giggle berries!
Third one I've had was with an ex (The nutty one!) & we had discussed doing anal & finally agreed that we'd go to this party & then come home & do it afterwards... fooking alrighty then!
Went to party, started drinking, trouble was there was this old guy there at this party too who had drunk 2 bottles of wine, a large glass of Tia Maria & a can of lager...
It all got too much for his bowels & he ermmm.... "let go" in the woman that's house the party was at front room, filled his pants with poo & it stank!!
Needless to say it put us both right off & I never did get to earn my brown wings!
Nearly choked on a pube on a "Natural look" bush whilst munching her rug!
Had sex with another girl who liked to bite! No way I was letting her anywhere near by twig & giggle berries!
Third one I've had was with an ex (The nutty one!) & we had discussed doing anal & finally agreed that we'd go to this party & then come home & do it afterwards... fooking alrighty then!
Went to party, started drinking, trouble was there was this old guy there at this party too who had drunk 2 bottles of wine, a large glass of Tia Maria & a can of lager...
It all got too much for his bowels & he ermmm.... "let go" in the woman that's house the party was at front room, filled his pants with poo & it stank!!
Needless to say it put us both right off & I never did get to earn my brown wings!
27-07-2004, 09:35 AM
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The worst one was the bloke who put a cocaine solution in his cock to prlong his erection, had his leg and 9 fingers amputated due to gangrene and then his cock fell off! 
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