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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 12:08 PM
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England captain David Beckham has admitted that he finds six-year-old son Brooklyn's homework too tough to tackle.

In an interview for the Mail On Sunday's Live magazine, he said he has to turn to wife Victoria for help with Brooklyn's maths.

"Their homework is so hard these days," said the soccer star.

"It's done totally differently to what I was teached when I was at school."

He said that when Brooklyn turned to him for help recently, "I was like, 'Oh my God, I can't do this'".
Makes me sick, OK, so perhaps he is a good footballer, but to see such a Div doing so well for himself.
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 12:11 PM
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his lad is 6, wtf...

i'm sure when i was that age it was just adding and subtraction.

and the odd bit of multiplication or division.

i don't beleive hes just said that and he even admits to it in public.
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
England captain David Beckham has admitted that he finds six-year-old son Brooklyn's homework too tough to tackle.

In an interview for the Mail On Sunday's Live magazine, he said he has to turn to wife Victoria for help with Brooklyn's maths.

"Their homework is so hard these days," said the soccer star.

"It's done totally differently to what I was teached when I was at school."

He said that when Brooklyn turned to him for help recently, "I was like, 'Oh my God, I can't do this'".
Makes me sick, OK, so perhaps he is a good footballer, but to see such a Div doing so well for himself.
So fundamentally you're like every one else who "hates" him.

You're jealous.
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 12:17 PM
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whats wrong with a div doing well.

surprised at your comment.
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 12:17 PM
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England captain David Beckham has admitted that he finds six-year-old son Brooklyn's homework too tough to tackle.

In an interview for the Mail On Sunday's Live magazine, he said he has to turn to wife Victoria for help with Brooklyn's maths.

"Their homework is so hard these days," said the soccer star.

"It's done totally differently to what I was teached when I was at school."

He said that when Brooklyn turned to him for help recently, "I was like, 'Oh my God, I can't do this'".
Makes me sick, OK, so perhaps he is a good footballer, but to see such a Div doing so well for himself.
So fundamentally you're like every one else who "hates" him.

You're jealous.
Yes, jealous of his money.

But, he is still a dipshit.

At the moment he is a good footballer who is rich but is a dipshit. In 10 years time, he will just be a rich dipshit.
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 12:20 PM
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whats wrong with a div doing well.

surprised at your comment.
No, I have no problem with people of (how can I put it to be morally correct), lesser intelligence.

But, as with lots of different aspects of being famous, certain things cause laughs for people.

Personally, having seen documentaries about the Beckhams, I can't stand the guy. Just like I can't stand Jordan.

Someone doesn't have to be academically clever, common sense goes an awfully long way, but he appears to have neither.
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I'm not sure what you do for a living. But try and remember that a Nuclear Physicist will consider you a "Dipshit"

Only the difference is you aren't on Ł100K+ a week
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I think he is sound(Apart from when he played for the red shite)

Met him once in Stratstone in Wilmslow and he was totally normal....Very polite and well mannered and with time for everyone........There was a bloke there with his kids and Beckham kept them entertained for ages playing keepie up with a screwed up piece of paper....

Didn`t seem like a "div" to me.....
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I'm not sure what you do for a living. But try and remember that a Nuclear Physicist will consider you a "Dipshit"

Only the difference is you aren't on Ł100K+ a week
Come on, we are talking on a whole different level here.

Remember that this quote was about his inability to do homework set for his 6-year-old son, and his use of the word 'teached'.

If someone comes on here with such a display of poor spelling or grammar, they are soon busted for it. Why should Beckham escape?

Sky saw fit to write a story about it, so don't shoot the messenger.
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http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...510831,00.html
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@ this
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Originally Posted by Freddy_mercury_magic
@ this


I made a comment about someone who plays the beautiful game.

Had I have said, 'Jordan - What a dipshit' it would have received an entirely different response.
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We all have our own opinions...


I'd dare post some of mine
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
I made a comment about someone who plays the beautiful game.

Had I have said, 'Jordan - What a dipshit' it would have received an entirely different response.
Not from me actually. Katie Price has madea mint off the back of the Jordan persona. Whether its actually her, or whether its all an act. Nobody really knows for sure...


Having said that the Beckham story does appear to be the classic "build em up to knock em down" Our tabloids are so keen on doing. It has no real relevence to a) his ability to kick a ball around a pitch. Or b) His ability to interact with society.
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
England captain David Beckham has admitted that he finds six-year-old son Brooklyn's homework too tough to tackle.

In an interview for the Mail On Sunday's Live magazine, he said he has to turn to wife Victoria for help with Brooklyn's maths.

"Their homework is so hard these days," said the soccer star.

"It's done totally differently to what I was teached when I was at school."

He said that when Brooklyn turned to him for help recently, "I was like, 'Oh my God, I can't do this'".
Makes me sick, OK, so perhaps he is a good footballer, but to see such a Div doing so well for himself.
Have to agree Christian, having heard Frank Lampard open his gob and speak along with others like Wayne Bridge (cock ) I can totally see where your coming from
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 01:07 PM
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I also have the same opinion of people who are very clever academically but have the common sense of a wheelie bin.

There are an awful lot of those in the world.
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 01:12 PM
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I like Beckham, with him what you see is what you get (OK, intelligence wise maybe not alot) but unlike alot out there he doesn't profess to be anything that he's not. He also knows he is where he is today because of his feet. He's level headed and has done extrememly well for himself. Dipshit maybe, but at least he's aware of his shortcomings.

I have alot of time for him. I'd like to kick his poxy Mrs straight between the legs though....... can't stand her................
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 01:15 PM
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I do recall it took David Beckham 14 months to complete one of Brooklyn's Toys-R-Us JIGSAW puzzles..................

David thought he had done quite well because on the box it said: 2 to 6 years.
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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OK - the acid test question then...........

Would you swap places with him ? Maybe not be the brightest but have his life, money, cars etc ? I'm not saying actually be 'him' but have his talent and as some seem fit to deem his 'lack' of intelligence for his millions and lifestyle ?

Bet you would.............so maybe he isn't that stupid after all eh ?
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Whats the difference between David Beckham and a shopping trolley?


A shopping trolley has a mind of its own!!!
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 02:24 PM
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it's nice that the paper didn't correct his poor english
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 02:25 PM
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it's nice that the paper didn't correct his poor english
Something else to give the bloke a slagging for though isn't it ?
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 02:28 PM
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He isn't pictured rolling about pissed in the street every week and is obviously a good father to his kids,i think he's ok his missus is a fookin gimp though.
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its nice to see such a dipshit earning more in a week than most peeps earn in a year...

wish i was so stupid
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Originally Posted by Doug Stirling
I do recall it took David Beckham 14 months to complete one of Brooklyn's Toys-R-Us JIGSAW puzzles..................

David thought he had done quite well because on the box it said: 2 to 6 years.
Don't think Christian meant it like this peeps!

But that was fuckin funny Doug!
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Originally Posted by aduz
its nice to see such a dipshit earning more in a week than most peeps earn in a year...

wish i was so stupid
Exactly my point
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But will he have the common sense to do something sensible with his wealth when he retires???

Otherwise in his forties he'll be yet another broke ex-football star doing cheesy TV adverts to make ends meet.
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Wayne Rooney annoys me more than beckam. You just know that if he wasnt good at football he'd be some little chav fooker robbing grannies..
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beckhams an overpaid dumb fuck and doesnt deserve the money he gets paid for what he actually does.. which is nothing
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Originally Posted by 89XR2
Wayne Rooney annoys me more than beckam. You just know that if he wasnt good at football he'd be some little chav fooker robbing grannies..
yeh but he's not tho, hes one of the best player the country has every produced!!!!

he might not be the cleverest bloke in the world but he has worked foookin hard to get his money. u might think that a footballer has the easiest job in the world but if u think of how much strain and stress he puts his body thru every week. and the amount of shit he gets off the tabloids, i think 100k a week is cheap really for the hassle the fella must get.
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Yeah he's a top class footballer but he doesnt have to be an arrogant little twat with it
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it's nice that the paper didn't correct his poor english
Something else to give the bloke a slagging for though isn't it ?
i bet the paper had a good laugh at his expense.
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Originally Posted by 89XR2
Wayne Rooney annoys me more than beckam. You just know that if he wasnt good at football he'd be some little chav fooker robbing grannies..
do all chav fookers rob grannies, or just scouse chavs.
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Old Feb 26, 2006 | 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 89XR2
Wayne Rooney annoys me more than beckam. You just know that if he wasnt good at football he'd be some little chav fooker robbing grannies..
Err why? Thats so stereotypical! What is there to say that he 'be off robbing grannies', exactly, nothing!

Originally Posted by 89XR2
Yeah he's a top class footballer but he doesnt have to be an arrogant little twat with it
Again I think you wanna check the facts before you start slating people! If you listened to him in the post match interview today all he could do was show concern towards his fellow team mate Alan Smith who is out with a broken leg! How the fuck is that being arrogant!?
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If a sterotype wasn't stereotypical what would be the point in stereotyping someone..
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Originally Posted by 89XR2
If a sterotype wasn't stereotypical what would be the point in stereotyping someone..
People shouldnt be sterotyped you fool!
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Yes they should. The world would be a very boring place without sterotyping.
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i think rooney would be more likely to have a granny as a girlfriend ,down the bingo every night,smelling of wee and biscuits
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