Latest night club craze is to fill a girls fanny up with vodka and drink it through a straw. Doctors are warning youngsters of the dangers of minge drinking.


Irish man doing a jigsaw puzzle asked his English mate, can you help me with this, it is meant to be a tiger. His mates sighs and says, just put the f*****g frosties back in the box.


An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shop keeper asks are they twins. No says the woman, ones nine and the others seven, why do you think they look alike? No he replies, I just cant believe you got shagged twice.

 

 

nice like them

 

 

 

 

 

Ben