Can you believe it?
28-07-2004 | 06:08 PM
#86
Warleydaddy just for you 
*cheer leading voice *
this one 's going out to the Ima lovers
Warleydaddy just for you
Ima,Ima, thinks he's the man
no one can talk shit as much as he can
I must say he thinks he's cool,
got no mates the silly fool,
people asked him what venues you been,
he replys it's not my sceen,
i bought a saff i thought was tough,
soon found out it was awfull rough,
i built an engine by D.I.Y,
everyone knew it was a lie,
i took it out for a blast,
oh my god i thought it was fast,
i really thought i was fyling,
little did i know the engine was dying
i heard this noise it thought it broke ,
looked behind there was a clowd of smoke,
i was claimimg 480 brake
eveyone knew it was a fake,
striped the engine down late that night,
i knew the engine was a pile of shite,
sold the car for a R32,
even though it's a pile of poo
bought some wheels of some folk,
wow these wheels are 3 spoke,
there i am feeling happy,
everyone else thinks there shabby
i don't care and i don't lie ,
when your gone i want to cry,
drinking lager every night ,
i get on the key board and talk more shite,
i will prove my car one day,
god knows when it's so far away
i'm on the net felling hard ,
everyone knows i am a retard,
Rah rah rah
Lenny 
*cheer leading voice *
this one 's going out to the Ima lovers
Warleydaddy just for you
Ima,Ima, thinks he's the man
no one can talk shit as much as he can
I must say he thinks he's cool,
got no mates the silly fool,
people asked him what venues you been,
he replys it's not my sceen,
i bought a saff i thought was tough,
soon found out it was awfull rough,
i built an engine by D.I.Y,
everyone knew it was a lie,
i took it out for a blast,
oh my god i thought it was fast,
i really thought i was fyling,
little did i know the engine was dying
i heard this noise it thought it broke ,
looked behind there was a clowd of smoke,
i was claimimg 480 brake
eveyone knew it was a fake,
striped the engine down late that night,
i knew the engine was a pile of shite,
sold the car for a R32,
even though it's a pile of poo
bought some wheels of some folk,
wow these wheels are 3 spoke,
there i am feeling happy,
everyone else thinks there shabby
i don't care and i don't lie ,
when your gone i want to cry,
drinking lager every night ,
i get on the key board and talk more shite,
i will prove my car one day,
god knows when it's so far away
i'm on the net felling hard ,
everyone knows i am a retard,
Rah rah rah
Lenny
hahaha fookin brilliant!!! 
28-07-2004 | 09:45 PM
#96
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 5,893
Likes: 0
From: In the Plough,probabley havin a Guinness!!
MARCO U FUCKIN LEGEND,I REALLYHAVE GOT TEARS!!! Sean read it to me before,and we were all in fookin stitches!!!
Fair play mate,lets wait and see what IMA`s reply to that is!!!
Pete!!!
30-07-2004 | 04:37 PM
#104
Pete, we need to wind him up to achieve best results
lenny lenny he's our man,
his mum cuts his hair like no-one can,
he thinks he is the man on track,
but his drivings really cack,
thats me done
lenny lenny he's our man,
his mum cuts his hair like no-one can,
he thinks he is the man on track,
but his drivings really cack,
thats me done
30-07-2004 | 05:20 PM
#108
Too many posts.. I need a life!!
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 985
Likes: 2
From: Northamptonshire
Originally Posted by marco polo
oh hand bags *cheer leading voice *
Deano ,Deano was our man,
bought a Skyline was the plan,
got this Lemon and thought it was cool,
i soon found out that i was fool,
sitting on the start line ready go,
droped the clutch and the engine blew,
looking at peoples indiscuss,
why did i buy this pile of rust,
staring at this lemon i thought it was fine,
only to find out it was a waste of time,
after the event i shook my head,
never again am i buying a shed ,
i took it Rods and what did say
Oh My God you better pray,
i got the Bill it thought it was silly,
honest to god i should have kept my cossie,
thinking hard and thinking never,
buying a Skyline wasn't clever,
rah rah rah
Lenny
thats brilliant
25-11-2004 | 08:52 PM
#114
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 7,594
Likes: 0
From: Lincoln
Originally Posted by marco polo
you know when they take the piss out my mullet .....i have too get them back ...i let them away for so long ....
then it's hammer time ...oh oh oh... here comes the mullet
then it's hammer time ...oh oh oh... here comes the mullet
just read the whole post and its class all the way thru!!
25-11-2004 | 09:24 PM
#115
PassionFord Post Whore!!
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,364
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From: Kent
My reply...is this :-
Marco Marco you are so cool
you tried to fix your car,what a fool
he tried to do the cam belt tension
but you had to have a brain which no one dare mention
he started up the mota
oh what a fucking phota
16 bent valves
which ended up shorter than the elves
he got it rebuilt by a pro
but it may as well been by a ho
had more rattles than a rattle snake
so the pro turned out to be a fake
never again will i diss DIY
its only cause i was so fucking high
trouble is that was the realest shit i ever wrote!
