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Old 13-02-2006, 07:06 PM
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Default Valentines poems HELP

hey everyone just trying to write a card out for this lass im sorta seein an weve been mates for ages befor we started seeing each other,
So looking for a poem thats quite nice a bit soppy an none of the dirty ones that are running through my head as shes a romantic lass haha,

So come on all you die hard oldschool romantics lend a fellow PF user a hand



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Old 13-02-2006, 07:09 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over bitch
You're gonna get fisted

Old 13-02-2006, 07:11 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are Blue
One slip from him
and he'll be in the Poo
Old 13-02-2006, 07:22 PM
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Roses are cr*p,
Violets are w*nky,
Oooh I've just come,
Pass me a h*nky.

Old 13-02-2006, 07:24 PM
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come on lads summint serious please, shes a classy lass well until shes nekked lol,

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Old 13-02-2006, 07:29 PM
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write it yourself, no point putting somebody elses heartfelt message in your valentines card

if you can't write it, google something by some famous romantic poet and get something stolen u can actually quote
Old 13-02-2006, 07:50 PM
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I printed teh Tesco's Value Valentines Day card out and wrote in it "Wife, Show us your tits, Bloke" Should be good for a reaction before I give her the real one

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Old 13-02-2006, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over bitch
You're gonna get fisted

Nice n subtle
Old 13-02-2006, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by TemptRS


Roses are cr*p,
Violets are w*nky,
Oooh I've just come,
Pass me a h*nky.

Old 13-02-2006, 09:37 PM
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Old 13-02-2006, 09:49 PM
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some good ones there ...

Old 13-02-2006, 09:51 PM
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Roses are red
Cabbages are green
Open your legs and I'll lick you clean

Old 13-02-2006, 11:51 PM
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if your really failing that badly, consider some song lyrics that hold alot of meaning.
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I reckon he's fine with what's posted already
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