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Old 06-03-2005, 07:35 PM
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i posted the other week to say im fed up of viewing cars y cant people be honest etc etc, ok saw the car for 1200 and knew it was not going to b mint but i spoke on fone and he said "its fuckin mint!!!"

so i went view it the other nite and this cocky little prick who couldnt stop gobbing and saying its fucking mint,o and swore down that a standard ford intercooler was a pace 1,i was shocked when the little cunt says make me an offer,i said i cant get close to wot ur after m8 cuz its so fucked,i said i would struggle to give him £700,he then called me a fuckin NOB

me and my m8 stood there in shock!!!!
my m8 is 5.9ft shaved ed,shit hot at ninjetsu weight trains at gym 3 times aweek with me and week could of played catch with this scare faced little prick!!!

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Probably a wee fookin ned.
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i take it you didnt buy it then
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eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr no m8!!!!!!!!sunroof was silconed shut!!!!!car ad cancer big time o yer and it wouldnt start!!!
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and he only wanted 1200 thats mint that is


what a retard
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1 word....Chav!!
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This is how you should do it

Call the owner, tell them that before you ask them any questions you have to warn them that this converstion is being recorded and any inaccurate information will result in you taking court action to recoup any monies lost in time wasted by the vendor, it is possible to say this in a nice way, along the lines of really sorry mate, but I have had my time wasted so many times that I have to cover my back.

Then ask them to describe the car, and you will get a very true description of condition
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give the guy some credit hes obviously got balls he might of been a black belt brown belt green belt heavey weight boxer u never can tell oh and yeah he sounds like a chav lol
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it sounds like he is a black belt in bull s**t
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i take it you didnt whack him

so really he won huh
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Should have let ya mate loose on him mate. He coulda tried to make his shit car look better by bangin his head against it. Sounds like a rite knob muncher ! Not ya mate you understand !. . . Phew !
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i woulda jus walked away first sign of pish carness
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u should have slapped him there and then mate!
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i fcuk! would of!!!!
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Mine is up for sale on ebay described 100% accurately'( link is in the appropriate forum), I know exactly what ur on about with the shit cars, I went to see an Escort cab in batley and it was literally droppin to bits, the roof was ripped, all the plastics were hanging off, same thing, he said it was mint.
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u dnt c dat many mint rs's round batley
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heres some pics of a car i was told was a minter by somebody.......





hmmmmmmm, the first pic is behind the rear bumper.........

im surprised the panel is still there. just again tells people how careful they really have to be!
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Default Re: read this!!!im in total shock!!!

Originally Posted by cossie_wona_b
i posted the other week to say im fed up of viewing cars y cant people be honest etc etc, ok saw the car for 1200 and knew it was not going to b mint but i spoke on fone and he said "its fuckin mint!!!"

so i went view it the other nite and this cocky little prick who couldnt stop gobbing and saying its fucking mint,o and swore down that a standard ford intercooler was a pace 1,i was shocked when the little **** says make me an offer,i said i cant get close to wot ur after m8 cuz its so fucked,i said i would struggle to give him £700,he then called me a fuckin NOB

me and my m8 stood there in shock!!!!
my m8 is 5.9ft shaved ed,shit hot at ninjetsu weight trains at gym 3 times aweek with me and week could of played catch with this scare faced little prick!!!

Hope you dug his grave nice and deep - ever watched CSI?

And not too near to where you terminated the lying, timewasting piece of sphincter ammo (same reason)
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i would have smoked has bitch ass, right there on the spot!!!!!!!!!

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