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Old 04-11-2009, 10:12 PM
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what do you think you musn't do to an rst
we thinks we'll get a slating for this!

thou shalt not:

1; bad boy bonnet thine hood
Old 04-11-2009, 10:14 PM
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can i answer using pics?:









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Originally Posted by Dave_RS
can i answer using pics?:









lmao

as i always say, far to much is just about right!
Old 04-11-2009, 10:18 PM
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seriously dave, that is incredible

i died a little inside

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Old 04-11-2009, 10:31 PM
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though shall not fit whale tails
Old 04-11-2009, 10:38 PM
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thou shall not have rattle snack bodykits and dump valves,
Old 04-11-2009, 11:27 PM
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thou shall not have delta bodykits
Old 05-11-2009, 08:52 AM
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Thou shall not put shitty cheap clear indicators and side repeaters on your RST

Thou shall not put gay chrome SORTED RS TURBO badges on your tailgate

Though shall not put them cheapo richbrook fuel filler caps on from halfords

Though shall not put 30 gauges in your dashboard and not even wire them up

Though shall not ruin 90spec front bumpers but chopping mouths out as big as Danial from X factor. Subtle ones are cool though.

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Old 05-11-2009, 09:34 AM
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Thou shalt not fit Felpro Head Gasket

Thou shalt not fit 18" Wheels

Thou shalt not claim thy has 200bhp with a standard Turbo

Thou shalt not fit Single Wiper Conversions
Old 05-11-2009, 09:59 AM
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i confess that i have a well lane turbo d/v on my standard t2 frst at the moment and hate it!!!!! will it damage the turbo if i take it off?
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Originally Posted by Slaney21
i confess that i have a well lane turbo d/v on my standard t2 frst at the moment and hate it!!!!! will it damage the turbo if i take it off?
dunno, that why i started this:


https://passionford.com/forum/ford-e...ve-or-not.html


saying that tho, getting a cross over hose without the d/v take off looks hard, i'm sure they're about, waiting to see waht in my burton catalouge, if it ever turns up
Old 05-11-2009, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Thou shalt not fit Felpro Head Gasket
whoops
Old 05-11-2009, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by mk1trb
whoops
Do we have an 'Epic Fail' in the house?

You've not fitted a Felpoo gasket have you?
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Originally Posted by RS1HEN
dunno, that why i started this:


https://passionford.com/forum/ford-e...ve-or-not.html


saying that tho, getting a cross over hose without the d/v take off looks hard, i'm sure they're about, waiting to see waht in my burton catalouge, if it ever turns up
i got a bung to go in where the d/v goes provided there is a straight answer to it. I did hear that cars running a t4 or higher need them but standard t2/t3 don't require them? still seems to be a mish mash topic

sorry to go off topic
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Thou shalt not do doughnuts in McDonalds car park!!!!
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Originally Posted by Dave_RS
can i answer using pics?:









I hope they are run flats!!!
Old 05-11-2009, 05:49 PM
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thout shalt not claim thyne rst starts every time
Old 05-11-2009, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by jammerrs
thout shalt not claim thyne rst starts every time

Thats strange mine starts everyday its also not standard, driven hard and used everyday from Watford to Oxford, Just a looked after car
Old 05-11-2009, 07:33 PM
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thou shalt not claim that the steering on yours is light


cheers james
Old 06-11-2009, 12:46 PM
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Thou shalt not put a bleed valve in the dash

Thou shalt hate ptshhhhhh
Old 06-11-2009, 01:37 PM
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Cosworth bodykits!
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Thou shalt not claim thy has 200bhp with a standard Turbo
I thought all RS Turbos were 200BHP

FAKE BREMBO CALIPER COVERS!!!!
Old 06-11-2009, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Slaney21
i confess that i have a well lane turbo d/v on my standard t2 frst at the moment and hate it!!!!! will it damage the turbo if i take it off?
I don't have a dumpvalve on my t3 frst.. hasn't caused any problems.
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Originally Posted by Robs Frst
Thats strange mine starts everyday its also not standard, driven hard and used everyday from Watford to Oxford, Just a looked after car
breaking the rules of the bible their my friend, hell for you
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odear lol i got a bad boy bonnet n a open mouth bumper lol. o and a dump valve n clear indercators hahaha but i like it must be a chav inside trying to escape lol

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Thou shalt not fit clear rear lights!

Thou shalt not fit momo gear nobs!
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hate amber indicators, especially on red cars. And my steering is very light...
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Originally Posted by mr_joe0606
odear lol i got a bad boy bonnet n a open mouth bumper lol. o and a dump valve n clear indercators hahaha but i like it must be a chav inside trying to escape lol





...........as long as thou hasn't defiled thine interior with foulest of devils' machinations, carbon effect sticky on film

the road to redemption may still be open

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Thou shalt not paint the heater vents and dash plastics.
Thou shalt not fit a terrible Momo steering wheel.
Thou shalt not change half the green dash lights to blue ones.
Old 06-11-2009, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by jammerrs
breaking the rules of the bible their my friend, hell for you
Just goes to show these cars are reliable if looked after, I do not listen to myths.
Well thats EFI anyway
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Thou shalt not claim a minter with skirts & bumpers saggier that Pat Butchers tits....

Thou shalt not fit a Pace 1/2 capacity and whack up 25psi
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Can't believe no one has remembered....
Thou shall not stick a cd onto the rad fan!!
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though shalt not buy a crappy escort in the first place unless its a cosworth.
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Originally Posted by S1 JOHN S1
Thou shall not buy an RST,instead buy a cosworth
Amen brother.
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thou shall not add chrome shoping lists down the doors or body pannels hks apexi nos etc


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