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Old 22-03-2008 | 08:39 PM
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Default ha ha ha just licked a 310bhp skooby

on me way home from my lasses n had a white skooby up me arse around the roundabout so i floored it n he wasnt catchin me lol i was well happy

got abit worried when he followed me 4 about 7miles though, but pulled up on me drive n this big fooker gets out of the skooby n says

'' what the fuck is in that?''

he thought it was cozzyed up, he was gutted when i told him it was a 1.6 turbo lol

he told me his skooby was 310 bhp

mine it 210 @ the wheels







WHATS THE BEST THING U HAVE BEATIN???????????????????????????????
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haha bet his face was a picture when u said 1.6! had a similar experience in my cousins saph when we had an m3 down the bypass to preston!
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some supercharged merc was quite a funny one
also had another rsturbo up my arse by a dual carriageway by me, needless to say after a few gear changes he was about 50 car lengths back

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haha bet his face was a picture when u said 1.6!
it was he made me open the bonnet lol
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what flavour was it? did it taste good?

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i sometimes like to say my touring is just a standard bmw 2.5 after beating subarus just to deflate them even more after them getting beat by an old estate
its not big and its not clever but its fun
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what flavour was it? did it taste good?
eh?
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Originally Posted by boXXer
what flavour was it? did it taste good?
Lmao, i was going to say similar
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Originally Posted by jonnyrsturbo
WHATS THE BEST THING U HAVE BEATIN???????????????????????????????
3 E46 M3's (2 of them convertables) 330bhp EVO6, A porker (not sure what type but it was fast) load of scooby's


Oh and in my little old Fiesta XR2 turbo, (1820 cc CVH SECS /cossie managment T34 etc at 18-19psi)
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my fav one was a lad in an audi TT. completely blew him away coming off carpenters lodge roundabout on the A1
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Originally Posted by boXXer
what flavour was it? did it taste good?

Gotta love giving it bare licks!
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Default scoobys

I cant wait to be wasting scoobys

Car looks nice mate, mercury grey and black wheels

Got any pics mate ? ? ?

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Old 23-03-2008 | 04:21 PM
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quality mate, i think we need to start a kill list on this forum, ive seen it on other forums would be great to have on here

obviously all the "killing" will be done within the speed limits haha
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lets do it!
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Theres alot of people who own scoobys and say they have big power figures and half of it is bullshit, like you say yours has 210 at the wheels which is alot of power mate!!!! my mate has a scooby and he says it has 340brake but when i go in it and he gives it some it feels slow to me to say it has 340brake... but well done mate keep it up and show them scooby owners how its done!!!
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love horseing folk in my old g plate escort really does make them think again. lol good on you m8 always good to show up these big jap motors.
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im looking forward to these days, one day........
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i own a scooby wrx , and there is no way a fwd escort is gonna hand my arse to me!!!

only reason i bought the wrx is because there are maybe 5 real escort cossies in SA with about the same amount of sierra cossies

love my escort , but the wrx is about as close to a race car(barring the STI) that one can get in sa
Old 25-03-2008 | 07:58 PM
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well the skooby i raced was an type ra so............................

and there was no way he was catchin me mate, thats why he followed me all the way home, skoobys arent as fast as people think and what skooby owners think!
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Mine series 2 is 216 and my mate has a turbo 2000 wrx, not raced him yet but hes been in mine and rekons im gonna pants him, he will go past me top end though he pulls 155+
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yeah at top end but if you get ya foot down 1st and through the gears it will take a canny bit to catch you though, so only good thing about a skooby is the noise imo!
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sound like a peco piped 3i running on 3 to me

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It IS fun killing newer supposedly faster cars, good show chap, got to love the fords for that.
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Originally Posted by steven botes
i own a scooby wrx , and there is no way a fwd escort is gonna hand my arse to me!!!
What about Ollies Escort... That's officially been timed at 173 mph and im pretty convinced in the high speed stakes that would have a pretty good chance of handing your arse to you
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Originally Posted by 1.9 xr2 on 40's
sound like a peco piped 3i running on 3 to me

lol
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Originally Posted by 1.9 xr2 on 40's
sound like a peco piped 3i running on 3 to me

lol

lol lol lol you can tell em a mile away

ive had a few close races with scoobys my s2 was running 240bhp at flywheel recon i could take them in 3rd and 4th gear when the car stops spinning lol
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i muffed a wrx sti first nite i got my car back,mine was runnin 214@wheels at the time,guy was fairly gutted as he was with his bitch,3 or 4 times side by side 3rd gear rollin

before you ask boxxer it smelt like fish but tasted like chicken
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Originally Posted by Turbocabbie
What about Ollies Escort... That's officially been timed at 173 mph and im pretty convinced in the high speed stakes that would have a pretty good chance of handing your arse to you
The Scoob Topspeed record is 210.4mph, the problem is you guys only pick on cars you can beat.
Its like me racing Ollie & bragging cos I beat him. It would be pointless cos the Fastest Cossie is on a different planet to the Fastest RST & the fastest Scoob is faster still. They won totb perhaps you road kill braggers should enter that.
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Yeah but we are not talking about beating cars that have had 40grand + spent on them, these are just modded road cars....
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Originally Posted by MadRod
The Scoob Topspeed record is 210.4mph, the problem is you guys only pick on cars you can beat.
Its like me racing Ollie & bragging cos I beat him. It would be pointless cos the Fastest Cossie is on a different planet to the Fastest RST & the fastest Scoob is faster still. They won totb perhaps you road kill braggers should enter that.

different kettle of fish, that scoob was built probably to do "210" mph....

Not many road going scoobs are...
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I can imagine you felt good, I know I would of. Even more so when he questioned it.
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its great wasting newer cars, i was racing a porsche boxster i wouldnt say i was killing it as i had 3 in the car but he was shocked when i asked him his horsepower and i told him mine as he only had about 40 break more , he reply was
'turbo is it'
yes mate my reply was in my 14 year old mk5 !
' yeh i could tell he says with a slight embarresed face'
it made my day that
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Originally Posted by MadRod
The Scoob Topspeed record is 210.4mph, the problem is you guys only pick on cars you can beat.
Its like me racing Ollie & bragging cos I beat him. It would be pointless cos the Fastest Cossie is on a different planet to the Fastest RST & the fastest Scoob is faster still. They won totb perhaps you road kill braggers should enter that.
the differance is mate! i havent spent ŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁ on mine

what a cock!

it was a bit of fun with a car that would probs beat me in a drag race, but is was on the road so..........................................

FUCK OFF!
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Nothing better than showing some1 up in your 19 year old ford,lol

Scortpower, your car looks the nuts in your sig!!!
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Originally Posted by MadRod
The Scoob Topspeed record is 210.4mph, the problem is you guys only pick on cars you can beat.
Its like me racing Ollie & bragging cos I beat him. It would be pointless cos the Fastest Cossie is on a different planet to the Fastest RST & the fastest Scoob is faster still. They won totb perhaps you road kill braggers should enter that.

you guys?,what we aliens or something

what your prob rod,were u bullied as a kid,parents beat you up,tuck shop money takin off you or are you just an old moanin git
topspeed isnt everything,come to think of it for 90% of poeple on this board it means shit

oh and race ollie on a track and then see who's doing the bragging
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Johnny I didn't realise your car was that sort of BHP, any chance of a ful spec?
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Originally Posted by MadRod
The Scoob Topspeed record is 210.4mph, the problem is you guys only pick on cars you can beat.
Its like me racing Ollie & bragging cos I beat him. It would be pointless cos the Fastest Cossie is on a different planet to the Fastest RST & the fastest Scoob is faster still. They won totb perhaps you road kill braggers should enter that.
I never made any reference to any Scoob, or made any statement regarding my cars capability's, so I fail to see how I can be refered to as a road kill bragger.. I was merely responding to the statement
and there is no way a fwd escort is gonna hand my arse to me
Stating there was 'no way' which and fwd escort could beat a scooby is a strange statement to me as there are some very very quick vehicles out there including escorts.
I believe some people have even had there arse handed to them by old Sapphires in the top speed stakes as some of these are supposed to go very well, what would have responsed if a Porsche owner stated
and there is no way a cosworth is gonna hand my arse to me
Bet you would have been straight in there quoting a certain Saph's capability's

It is not the same as you racing Ollie and bragging cos you beat him as Ollie has never come on here stated as far as I am aware that no way is a cosworth is gonna hand my arse to me.. unless I am mistaken

I fail to see what your point is, I was not bragging, I made no claims about my own car, I was attempting to understand what made this person believe this and thus open up sensible debate.
It does seem a little ironic that you of all people react poorly to someone boasting about his cars performance as the only thing i am aware of that is faster than your car on this forum, is the speed in which you enter threads discussing top speeds.... to say what you have done, or what someone else has done driving your car and what you expect it to do next time.

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