Just taught two of my cats to eat from a fork

Offering em left over lamb from a fork (so as not to get my fingers bitten off) and they weren't sure at first, but gradually got to grips with taking it from a fork....

And now the fookers think they're posh and won't eat it if I put it on a plate At first I thought they weren't hungry, but as soon as I put a bit on a fork the fookers were sitting there looking at me

Posh bastids

 

Righty ho

 

Hope you have a nice powerful dishwasher for you next guest's coming over.

 

Yes, I have a very nice dishwasher - but they don't lick the fork - I was teaching em to take the meat from the fork, as in bite it and take it rather than bite it and chew it in place.....

To be fair, this happened a couple of years ago, well similar anyway... I thought id's be a nice treat to get em all a fresh fish for dinner at xmas (yes, I am a soppy fucker ) so xmas eve I bought each one (I have three) a fresh fish from the fish mongers and xmas day cooked em and let em have one each.....

Couldn't get em to eat out a tin for months after that

Little fuckers turned their nose up and were blatantly thinking "fook THAT processed shit, where's me fooking fish?"

 

3 of my cats use the toilet.....only trouble is they will use it if the lids down so have to leave it up all the time.

 

cam..those are clever cats

both of my staffies eat off a fork aswell

 

Surely they don't flush? They don't have opposable thumbs

 

My cat only eats dried food (Iams) so I don't have that problem........and he hasn't got a litter tray indoors either so if he wants a pee he uses the tradesmans entrance (catflap) !!!

 

One is really clever but the other 2 just followed his example.

 

nice wake up in the middle of the night for a slash and end up geting your cock out to a big pile of steaming cat shit

i'd br installing a cat flap and make them shit oustide

 

They have their own WC [Im not kidding]

 

paws where i come from

 

no they have not started flushing....yet

 

whats her name agian fook it heres the link

now i feel old

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/067...lance&n=283155

she does cats too HONEST

 

THINK SHES DEAD NOW "bless"

fucking awefull program on tv

 

I sooo hope a rotty killed her

Pavlovian techniques work on dumbass canines but not on cats

 

Cam

tell that to the bastard tom in my street

park up 4 am cars got a proxy microwave bleeper

he gets under the car where its warm

fucker stays there for two hours then goes home all i hear is

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP ..cats are SPUDS

BUT VERY CLEVER