Yes, I have a very nice dishwasher - but they don't lick the fork - I was teaching em to take the meat from the fork, as in bite it and take it rather than bite it and chew it in place.....

To be fair, this happened a couple of years ago, well similar anyway... I thought id's be a nice treat to get em all a fresh fish for dinner at xmas (yes, I am a soppy fucker ) so xmas eve I bought each one (I have three) a fresh fish from the fish mongers and xmas day cooked em and let em have one each.....

Couldn't get em to eat out a tin for months after that

Little fuckers turned their nose up and were blatantly thinking "fook THAT processed shit, where's me fooking fish?"