AFPMSL! "12 Second Double Chipped 1.6 8v Polo"
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AFPMSL! "12 Second Double Chipped 1.6 8v Polo"
Just been given the link for this by a mate - absolutely wetting myself!
What a wanker!
http://www.clubpolo.co.uk/forum/view...65323e2b7c3532
What a wanker!
http://www.clubpolo.co.uk/forum/view...65323e2b7c3532
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From: Huddersfield Drives: Trains ;)
Originally Posted by SimonT
Originally Posted by some guy on that forum
[img:901:676:556e090792]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Young_Un/IMG_0547.jpg[/img:556e090792]
that looks like one of Trubadors "add 1 billion bhp to your bmw" chips
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Buying a polo 3 grand
superchipping it 300 quid
IAT chip: 2.99 on ebay
Claiming it does a 13 second quarter and then being rubbished on every car forum on the net:
Fucking priceless
There are some things money cant buy, and having a fucking clue is definately one of them
superchipping it 300 quid
IAT chip: 2.99 on ebay
Claiming it does a 13 second quarter and then being rubbished on every car forum on the net:
Fucking priceless
There are some things money cant buy, and having a fucking clue is definately one of them
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From: In the unit, building a 450bhp Time Attack Focus!
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Buying a polo 3 grand
superchipping it 300 quid
IAT chip: 2.99 on ebay
Claiming it does a 13 second quarter and then being rubbished on every car forum on the net:
Fucking priceless
There are some things money cant buy, and having a fucking clue is definately one of them
superchipping it 300 quid
IAT chip: 2.99 on ebay
Claiming it does a 13 second quarter and then being rubbished on every car forum on the net:
Fucking priceless
There are some things money cant buy, and having a fucking clue is definately one of them
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From: Scotland, Peterhead
Originally Posted by charmz
0-60 time for a new M3 is 4.8 or somehting like that, as the car has been raced against one and both hit 60 around the same second the timing given is a close estimate, but as i said before hasnt been officially recorded.
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From: Kent
Originally Posted by polo_twat
chipping the IAT is very simple and adds 20-25 bhp to most Polos, combined with other chips and mods such as powerflow exhaust systems, KnN air induction kits etc etc a VW polo 16v should be able to do a 12 second 1/4 mile.
Here...have one of these!! [img:282:397:6f44390785]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/TheBishMan/dick_head.jpg[/img:6f44390785]
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I know what you mean mate - i think i might just sell the 2.0 Zetec Turbo, my S2 shell, all the running gear and the gas and buy this! 
I mean i could give some people at TOTB V a real scare in a 12 second polo
I mean i could give some people at TOTB V a real scare in a 12 second polo
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From: Kettering
This has to be my favourite comment on that thread 
"Just saw your car on ebay, I thought it was a joke !!
Do you really belive all that poo ?
Your a willy !!!"
I LMAO at that one
"Just saw your car on ebay, I thought it was a joke !!
Do you really belive all that poo ?
Your a willy !!!"
I LMAO at that one
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From: Leicester
That thread is truely the best read I've had in ages, bloody brilliant 
The best bit are the pictures, it looks like a bloody normal golf
if it had wings and pearlescent paint and all that it wouldn't be half as funny!
The best bit are the pictures, it looks like a bloody normal golf
if it had wings and pearlescent paint and all that it wouldn't be half as funny!
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From: Redditch, Worcestershire
Originally Posted by chip-3door
a good 12 would have comfortabley seen him in the FWD final at TOTB this year
We took 5th with the astra at 12.6, so this polo could have been a real contender if he had run
We took 5th with the astra at 12.6, so this polo could have been a real contender if he had run
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Originally Posted by bud-weis
Originally Posted by chip-3door
a good 12 would have comfortabley seen him in the FWD final at TOTB this year
We took 5th with the astra at 12.6, so this polo could have been a real contender if he had run
We took 5th with the astra at 12.6, so this polo could have been a real contender if he had run
12.2 is properly motoring, although if thats at pod it is probably not as quick as the astra really (2.3 got ft he got at elvington which should have been under 2 at pod) and the astra was running well under 400bhp that day
What terminal for the pug?
Should be 125+ if its a genuine 450bhp
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From: Wrexham North Wales
what a load of bollocks 1.6 8v polos have a standard 0-60 of around 14s and are poo in fact all of the polo engines are poo except the tdi and the 16v lumps. my mate has a 1400 8v and it runs 60bhp and my nova sr was knocking out 80bhp on a carb with slight mods. I HATE VWs theyre only good for reliability lol as for beating an m3 and a scooby etc i dont think so!!! even a crzy polo with a transplant would struggle against an m3
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This Kiddy is a Legend the amount of site that this has got him onto
I think him and devvo would get on well
www.fat-pie.com/devvo
I think him and devvo would get on well
www.fat-pie.com/devvo
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From: In the unit, building a 450bhp Time Attack Focus!
Originally Posted by andy_st200
oh left his mobile number on ebay: 07960417480
"Hello mate i'm calling from 'Lax Power' - wondered if we could feature your car in our 'Complete and utter bullshit' section - maybe organise a grudge match with the bloke selling the 420bhp RST on ebay the other week? You know? The one that was still on MFi..."
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