Anyone know?


My old dear lives out in the sticks a bit, on a farm with her new husband and my 2 brothers (3 and 8). All was cool for years, until about 2 weeks ago, a load of gypo coonts moved into a lane about 300m from the house

Theres about 5 caravans and a dodgy old blue transit van. Apparently theres 2 kids, a couple and their uncle.
The transit is often seen driving round the area down peoples driveways having a good look around, with different number plates each time

Theres shit EVERYWHERE up where they are, a huge pile of rubbish, rats the lot, they burn bits of caravan, including metal (wtf!? idiots), mainly though they like to burn tyres up there, which of course lingers and wafts through the house.

A few local workshops have been broken into and £5k of stuff has been taken from one

Police have been informed and know they are there, apparently they cant do anything to remove them.

Council have been notified and have appointed a "liason officer" who has simply ensured they get stuff like binbags, that they dont use, PLUS, the stupid bint had the cheek to ask us, and the other locals, if we had anywhere they could live, oh, and 5 other gypo families


Anyone know what can be done? I don't want replies like "burn them down" etc, needs to be LEGAL(ish), and without any comebacks, remember the area has families with young kids etc.

 

Speak to the council and tell them you want them moving on. It will take about three weeks to get the court order then the police and court officials can evict them. Onece they are gone you NEED to sort anti gypo barriers out to stop them getting back on the land. Get the local press on side and report every little thing to the police. Once they get fed up of moaning phone calls they will get their thumbs out of their arses and something should be done.

Don't be fobbed off by the right wing liberal don't offend any minority lot

Or you could do what Lord Brocket did and sen a muck spreader into the lane and cover everything in smelly poo.

 

fire is the only way

 

Our county council is pretty good at getting the unofficial sites shut down. Unfortuantely we have 3 official sites within 10 miles.

 

The council should have the power to serve an eviction notice thats what they do round my way but this is obviously when they are on private property i gather they are on public land where you are

 

Offer them all soap and reading lessons, they'll soon fook off

If it's common land tho, get the local residents together and organise it so that there's always one person walking a dog around there with a drum kit/airhorn/something fookin noisy, until they get pissed off and leave

 

I remember back in primary school, they set a camp up on some local playing fields. Within 2 nights I think it was, 1 caravan had been burnt down and they had all cleared off.

I would be lobbying the local council as Oranco says, it takes a few weeks to get the order.

 

This would be better and much more fun, just hide behind the trees and wait till there in bed, and then pop up above the trees and let rip

 

sorry your stuck with them

fuk with them u have the house burntd down
i know i few prickeys in notts and the things they do to ppl

 

get the environmental heath dept in on it too, saying its a hazard etc to your familys heath, ie burning tyres anyone got asthmer, say its playing up? etc

 

One of my mates was chatting to me on MSN a while ago, said gypos had moved into the carpark opposite his work-place, outside a haulier's company...

He was telling me about the daily arguments between the gypos and the hauling company management......when suddenly things took a turn for the more interesting!

A huge truck turned up, and didn't have the space to maneouvre into the haulier yard, so politely asked the gypos to move their caravans slightly......got told where to shove his lorry. So he did the next best thing, and drove THROUGH a caravan and into the yard......apparently things got a bit heated, police turned up and everything!

Was the final straw, and the gypos were gone by the end of the day, with the destroyed caravan on the back of a recovery truck!

 

nothin you can do cause they are obviously not on someones crop,

like last may about 100 o the fukkkkkkkas were moving onto mates fields and cops soon came after they blocked the gateway then they HAD to go because it was a standing crop.

see if police will check their vehicles for stolen goods etc etc cause they did that a few year back and got two or three of them banged up for a while.

 

the best way is muck spreading

100% legal and its a job that has to be done on grassland to promote healthy soil lol get the farmers around to flick the shit and no doubt they will move on, Would you live surrounded with shit flckers BUT make sure every gate or access is blocked or locked or they will be in!!

 

they are on a lane otherwise if they were in a field there are many many things i could suggest

 

Go about it the Council way only. Ya dont mess with Gypsies no Matter how hard you think you are. Mess with one you mess with the whole lot and thats the full depth and width of the countries worth of em....

 

har to control though shit flicking

 

OI, rudey is a changed man since hes got a new family

on a serious note DO NOT FUCK WITH EM !!!!

proper gypos ( not the galbally clan but the others ) are fuckign hard bastards

i remember once when theyu poped up in kilburn and my mate caught one of there kids ( could be girl or boy as they all look the fucking same) and he went roudn the sight to "av it art wiv em"

anyway he knocks on the wall as the door was open ( then even stuck up washing lines that go round in circles in th wind too) adn said abotu what he caught the kid doing

the dad looks at his kid, kids looks at the floor and the dad says "is this true",

kid nods

the dad then PUNCHES THE KID IN THE FUCKING FACE !!!!! and shouts

" i dont EVER want you caught steeling again"

anyway my mate was bemused and fooked of sharoish then when we was in the pub we realised what the fooker actually ment


there fucking hard as brawlers too, they fight all the fucking time and get kicked the shit out of by there parents from a young age so a 30 year old dad of 2 with a stern voice and a degree in business finance aint gonna stand a chance



i would use another tactic and just wait for em to die of old age or hope the council stick up a council estate high rise to add some sort of tone to the street


oh and heres a funny thing i remember, in dagenham few years ago there was a pikey camp in a car park of a industrial estate, the residents complained about the mess and the fact they was shitting and pissing all over the place

the council listened to them and was very very prompt to assist



THEY WENT AND BUILT THE FUCKING PIKEYS A OUT DOOR TOILET ON THE GROUNDS !!!!

thank fook im the only pikey on my street

 

Or set up a few of those "bird-scaring devices" nearby? The ones where it simulates a gun-shot every 5 minutes? Guarantee that they can't sleep, at all, and if they're damaged, then another reason to call the police in......I'm sure the police will get tired of the calls, in the end, and get them moved on...

 

very wise advice....

 

yeah but after the first sunset the thing will be nicked

 

a story for every occasion

Fucking annoying though as you can't be ''pro active'' in any sense. You have to wait until they do something before you can get them removed. Even then it's a fucking uphill struggle

 

i recon its just you and phil being snobs and your over dramatising it to not make it look so bad

i recon theres a family of working class people just moved in that have a half rent half buy property and you dont like common folk mixing with you high society

bet they own a transit as the guys a plasterer or somink

fooking middle class snobs

 

lmfao....cheek of u!
Yes....they drive around in a 05 plate transit van...lol....and the caravans are permenant 2 bedroom semi's....lmfao!!!

Seriously though....Im thinking report the unlicensed transit van which obviously hasn't got any tax if it hasn't even got the same numberplate day to day....least they can't drive round in it then...loading other peoples stuff into it

 

bet the transit is a y plate though

mind heres a fact for ya, i have NEVER seen a poor pikey

 

lol....tis true....
'shit...we had a car stereo just like that' 'I lost some shoes just like that'....

Im on the local councils housing act bill now trying to find a nice big loophole so they can get the fuck out of the lay by onto 'one of the 4 local licensed traveller sites'

 

geez ive seen em peel off 20's paying for stuff at work, never argue about price ( and thats a good thing trust me )


if you dont mind sticky fixing things to the desk there a OK bunch of people

they do ANYTHING for a pound note though, the take pallets and sell em for a fiver each, take scrap metal and sell that on and generally do that all day and they dont pay any taxes

not a bad way of life tbh. i can see my true calling

oh and a bunch of gypos robbed a COMPLEATE PROP SHAFT of a transit luton van at night as they neede a new prop bush and needed to but the whole thing

the NEXT DAY another man comes in to buy the same item as hes was nicked that night

they are actually class people in a strange sort of way, i like to think of them as real life wombles

 

wheres that, wales, scotland, ireland and isle of man

or liverpool

 

I don't know what the fuck you just said....you have this talent for mangling words up so they are unreadable.....HOWEVER.....
If you'd like me to pm you the address so you can come and collect them yourself....to keep as a wombley collection on your local area of green public land...lol....you are very very welcome!

 

hey we got jim in london, dont need anymore pikeys

 

go on, one more family....they don't want to be mixing with us 'snobs' anyway....maybe they can live with jim? ..

 

i couldnt be fukked to read gines post so scrolle to the bottom

buy the best super soaker you can, one the fires like 40 foot or whatever, but fill the c*nt with petrol not water.. you see where im going?
then tape a blowtorch to the end...

ta da...

a fukkin flame thrower...

next, go nearish the piky c*nts digs, and let rip where you think it will cause most damage..

ie between the caravan and the brand new merc parked next to it


jobsagoodun

 

my m8 picked on a few gypos
they tried stealing his pheasants so he tried shooting them
they came back so he kicked one bloke in his balls so hard....and he didnt even flinch
managed to get him on the floor and kicked him in the head a few times