i couldnt be fukked to read gines post so scrolle to the bottom
buy the best super soaker you can, one the fires like 40 foot or whatever, but fill the c*nt with petrol not water.. you see where im going?
then tape a blowtorch to the end...
ta da...
a fukkin flame thrower...
next, go nearish the piky c*nts digs, and let rip where you think it will cause most damage..
ie between the caravan and the brand new merc parked next to it
jobsagoodun