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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:10 PM
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or rape his wife???

was having a little chat to one of my neighbours today about cars and stuff...
he was telling me that he just loves fast cars and so we started talking about my car; told him that i'm the pride owner of a 1990 2wd sapphire cosworth which he replyd onto with these words;
"well...you actually don't have a real cosworth on your driveway, it's only a sierra shell with a cosworthENGINE"

well fook me

didn't know what too answer for a few minutes, must have been in a state off shock i suppose

then asked him "if mine isn't a real cosworth, what's cosworth then about?"

"well, the ones with 3 doors and that big spoiler on the tail are the one and only cosworths..."

"right mate, i'm off now before somethings realy bad going to happen..."

went inside, had a cup of coffee and a good cigarette just too calm down.
after 10mins. went back outside and there was no neigbour to be found anymore

so, what you all think about this????

for me the only cosworths are those who are badged as a COSWORTH by the day they left the factory (if you all know what i mean).

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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:13 PM
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There's a twat like that in every street in every town m8.
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:18 PM
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hes right though
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:24 PM
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who cares, hes right though, its a sierra with a well tuned and modded pinto

when ya mod the cosworth engine its nolonger a cosworth as ya removed what ya saying

otherwise a mk2 escort with a cossie lump is a cossie

thats why i got a tennis cabrio, not fooker will go on about the xr3i turbo replica crap

also the coment you made is the reason i never joined the rs owners club too as they said that i dont own a real rs

whats a real rs then honestly as if its the log book then , thought we bought em for the spec of the cars

infact i bet my not a real rs has got a nicer and well put together spec than alot of rs's with the rs tax disc holder
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:26 PM
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give him a dig , and any way what does he drive
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:27 PM
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Lol!!! But you could say that about the 3 doors too thou, being a 1.6L sierra with a cosworth engine in it.

I think the Cosworth badge is a bit like the Merc AMG badge. Just like AMG take ordinary Mercs and make them into sporty beasties cosworth did it to Saphs and 3 door sierras. They took a plain, and lets face it ununique car and droped in a monster of an engine and added their own styling mods to make it into a beasty.

So in theory you can say to the guy, yeah but RS500's are just Sierras with cosworth engines.

Not to say they are crap, but cosworth made them they way they would have made them.
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:29 PM
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so far only one answer has been from a proper cosworth owner
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:29 PM
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Is mine a cossie its got a whale tail
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MadMac

I think the Cosworth badge is a bit like the Merc AMG badge. Just like AMG take ordinary Mercs and make them into sporty beasties cosworth did it to Saphs and 3 door sierras.
Erm Cosworth also tuned 190 MERCs too
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:35 PM
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:35 PM
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no pops you are a cosworth engine owner , you going tommorow


oh and dont forget that aston martins are just fords too


could be worse thought you could own a 100000 quid fiat 360 spider
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by popeye
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:42 PM
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Stick a cossie badge to your arse and back scuttle his Mrs
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:44 PM
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well said
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:44 PM
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yes ginge i am
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:44 PM
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yep and cosworth was sold too AUDI a few years ago and then FORD bought it back...

so, this means that every AUDI is a little bit of a cosworth then?? don't think so

but anyway, i know what i'll have under my bonnet and that's a turbocharged 2.0 16V COSWORTH engine
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:45 PM
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"My name is popeye and I am not happy with people who post horrible things"

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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by McPikie


"My name is popeye and I am not happy with people who post horrible things"

LMFAO
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:47 PM
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Umm.... Who gives a fuck? It's only a freakin car ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You wanna fuck a guy up cos he dissed your car? Or rape his wife cos he said antoher car was better????

WTF is this world coming to????? It's only a freakin car - it's not actually important
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Thrush
- it's not actually important
No , your not important your fookin GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBO ass wipe
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:49 PM
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oi head banger chops shut it
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:50 PM
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Thrush............ do you like iron maiden??
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:51 PM
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calm down dear its only a posting
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:51 PM
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wheres mc pikie gone for the night
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by popeye
wheres mc pikie gone for the night
LMFAO ................. NOT ANOTHER ONE
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:58 PM
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Ram it in your baloon knot.

Aint you best be in bed, you gotta be up early to get to the allotment................. old fool
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:58 PM
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Pikie - nowt wrong with Maiden pal

Deano - shut is fag

Pops - gums... all I'm saying

What I meant is why do ppl get so uptight about the cars they drive? In the sense of what does it actually matter? Did you buy that car to impress everyone else, or did you buy it cos of the name/status, or did you buy it cos it has the right formula for what you want out of a car?

if you answered a or b then you bought it for the wrong reasons. if you answered c then thats fine, but your eother not bothere by anyone elses comments or your a liar...

I want another S1. Not cos it's a Series 1 RS Turbo. Not cos it is rarer than a S2. Not cos it has RS on the logbook. But cos I think they are fun and (can be) quick. I don't want it to impress anyone other than myself so if someone came up and said "it's not a real RS" or whatever I jsut say "fine mate, but it's probably quicker than your shit box"
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Thrush

Deano - shut is fag
Shouldnt you be in some rockers pub head banging to Ozzie with those other sweaty s
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Thrush
Pikie - nowt wrong with Maiden pal
There clearly is though.................... they are shite.

Bruce fucking dickinson. FFS, my bro tried to prech me with all that shite. Leather jackets and spray on jeans. Cockwipe
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Thrush
Umm.... Who gives a fuck? It's only a freakin car ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You wanna fuck a guy up cos he dissed your car? Or rape his wife cos he said antoher car was better????

WTF is this world coming to????? It's only a freakin car - it's not actually important
First off

IRON MAIDEN RULE

Second a Sapphire cosworth is just an old sierra with a low compression pinto motor that only makes half decent power when it's screaming its nuts off.

Mark (former V8 owner) and missing the true meaning of power
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 11:16 PM
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Mark - right one! laysairguitar:

Pikie - shaaaaart it you know NOTHING about real music - I bet you are into trance, dance and garage shit



(oh, and I'm not really one for spray on jeans, but yes, I do own a leather jacket Not worn it in a while tho )
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Originally Posted by Deano
Originally Posted by Thrush
- it's not actually important
No , your not important your fookin GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBO ass wipe

quality
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Thrush
I bet you are into trance, dance and garage shit

I like allsorts mate. Dance, RnB etc etc.

I usually get the bootlegs tho before they comeout so I am no commercial bitch
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rofl
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Thrush,
Pikie - shaaaaart it you know NOTHING about real music - I bet you are into trance, dance and garage shit

afpmsl
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give him a good smack
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Originally Posted by Hansenturbo
give him a good smack
who... thrush?
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Old Jul 11, 2004 | 11:29 AM
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Shaaaaart it Dave, foookin Burberry-boy wannabe
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Old Jul 11, 2004 | 05:06 PM
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Trush it's only by words mate; i'll never should do something in realtime as I completely hate violence mate...

and it's true what you said, it's only a car but is it a real cosworth or not ??
that was why ive started this posting about in first place

never gonna break his face or rape his wife (he's allready ugly enough and she looks like well... just fookin ugly too)
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Originally Posted by cossiemen
or rape his wife???

was having a little chat to one of my neighbours today about cars and stuff...
he was telling me that he just loves fast cars and so we started talking about my car; told him that i'm the pride owner of a 1990 2wd sapphire cosworth which he replyd onto with these words;
"well...you actually don't have a real cosworth on your driveway, it's only a sierra shell with a cosworthENGINE"

well fook me

didn't know what too answer for a few minutes, must have been in a state off shock i suppose

then asked him "if mine isn't a real cosworth, what's cosworth then about?"

"well, the ones with 3 doors and that big spoiler on the tail are the one and only cosworths..."

"right mate, i'm off now before somethings realy bad going to happen..."

went inside, had a cup of coffee and a good cigarette just too calm down.
after 10mins. went back outside and there was no neigbour to be found anymore

so, what you all think about this????

for me the only cosworths are those who are badged as a COSWORTH by the day they left the factory (if you all know what i mean).


LOL

I guess he was right then ???
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