Theres a prick who used to work at my base, in the paint shop but he got posted out a while back, Today i had the pleasure of meeting him again today (The blokes a cunt tbh ) as im on a course and had to go to his base, to work on the DMS, anyway, he comes over for a chat, and starts going on about me me me me me

Then tells me he has a "Cosworth kitcar"...

So i said

Me: "what you got.."

Him: "its a cosworth kit car, has an engine from a escort cosworth in.."

Me: "cool, what kinda power?"

Him: " its about 320bhp, RWD and does 0-60 in 3 seconds, and does 150mph"

Me: "Guessing its a stage 3 then, but doubt it does 0-60 in 3 seconds"

Him: "whats a stage 3, its fast as fuck"

Me: "Stage 3 turbo set up, no...?"

Him: " its not a turbo, its a 2.0, from the Escort Cosworth, Got Cosworth all under the bonnet"

Me: "So its got 320bhp ish, from a 2.0 with no turbo, and does 0-60 in 3 seconds and its RWD" ( << My face LOL )

Him : "Yeh!"

Me: " whats the engine spec, must have a few grands worth wedged into the block internals etc etc, whats management has it got etc etc...."

Him: " Dont know, But i paid £450 for the car, And its banned from base, it was spitting flames and the station commander saw it, rang the police and they got it banned, so i have that heap over there ( Points to the rustiest mk5 'sort cab ever ) but thats quick too, its a 2.0 aswell.."

Me " whats engines that got then? Lets have a look..."

Him " it only looks standard, so not worth looking tbh, Plus i havent got my keys"



SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF YOU SMELLY UNHYGIENIC FAT CUNT!

The bloke REALLY Grips my shit!



So Lee, fancy it

 

 

 

Daft Arse

 

fpmsl what a coooont

 

Sounds a right prick

 

Almost as good as the chap that told me his XR3i was chipped to 300bhp. Surprise surprise when it turned out to be an MFi with nothing but the gayest exhaust I have ever seen in my life

Asked what I drove and I just said an Escort as I just couldn't be bothered

 

tosser

 

 

Pmsl

 

Fuckin total wankers aint they mate!

 

Bullshitter extrodinaire!!!!