Theres a prick who used to work at my base, in the paint shop but he got posted out a while back, Today i had the pleasure of meeting him again today (The blokes a cunt tbh ) as im on a course and had to go to his base, to work on the DMS, anyway, he comes over for a chat, and starts going on about me me me me me

Then tells me he has a "Cosworth kitcar"...

So i said

Me: "what you got.."

Him: "its a cosworth kit car, has an engine from a escort cosworth in.."

Me: "cool, what kinda power?"

Him: " its about 320bhp, RWD and does 0-60 in 3 seconds, and does 150mph"

Me: "Guessing its a stage 3 then, but doubt it does 0-60 in 3 seconds"

Him: "whats a stage 3, its fast as fuck"

Me: "Stage 3 turbo set up, no...?"

Him: " its not a turbo, its a 2.0, from the Escort Cosworth, Got Cosworth all under the bonnet"

Me: "So its got 320bhp ish, from a 2.0 with no turbo, and does 0-60 in 3 seconds and its RWD" ( << My face LOL )

Him : "Yeh!"

Me: " whats the engine spec, must have a few grands worth wedged into the block internals etc etc, whats management has it got etc etc...."

Him: " Dont know, But i paid £450 for the car, And its banned from base, it was spitting flames and the station commander saw it, rang the police and they got it banned, so i have that heap over there ( Points to the rustiest mk5 'sort cab ever ) but thats quick too, its a 2.0 aswell.."

Me " whats engines that got then? Lets have a look..."

Him " it only looks standard, so not worth looking tbh, Plus i havent got my keys"



SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF YOU SMELLY UNHYGIENIC FAT CUNT!

The bloke REALLY Grips my shit!



So Lee, fancy it