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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 03:08 PM
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Escaped convict breaks into the bedroom & ties up husband in chair & wife on the bed.

Jumps on top of the wife, kisses her ear & goes into the bathroom.

Husband turns to the wife & says

"Satisfy him or he will kill us, i saw the way he kissed you, be strong. I love you "

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"He didn`t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that hes gay & looking for vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom...........

....You be strong I love you too!"
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 03:09 PM
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 03:15 PM
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 03:34 PM
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 03:44 PM
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 03:47 PM
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 03:54 PM
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 04:17 PM
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what a pussy the husband must have been
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 04:26 PM
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That's just wrong
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 04:56 PM
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