Escaped convict breaks into the bedroom & ties up husband in chair & wife on the bed.

Jumps on top of the wife, kisses her ear & goes into the bathroom.

Husband turns to the wife & says

"Satisfy him or he will kill us, i saw the way he kissed you, be strong. I love you "

Wife replys

"He didn`t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that hes gay & looking for vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom...........

....You be strong I love you too!"