Got a new lad working here, and a new receptionist, we need ideas to keep em occupied...such as ordering black photcopying paper, glass hammer etc!

Ideas people, we need to keep em busy all day!

 

What line of business you in? Might help for some ideas.

 

Oh yeah, we got the lad in to help in stores dept, we sell water meters, gas meters etc, and the girl is just in to help with admin phones etc!

 

Sky hooks, send them for a long stand, tarten paint if these are any good as they worked on some of our students

 

Call in and ask for Mike Hunt or Ben Dover. When she gets on the intercom and starts asking for them it'll be pretty funny. Tell the dude you need him to call around for some Falopian tube for a gass meter.

 

If she fit, id say most fun thing to do to her would be shag her

 

 

Shes a munter!

 

Viagra in the lads tea is always amusing.

 

Get the Lad to fetch a "skirting board ladder" works every time!

 

A few years back we got an apprentice at work, he was being lippy so one of the engineers followed him into the toilet where he proceeded to take a dump. The guy got a little pot of meths, chucked it under the door and lit it... we could here the screems from the other side of the factory

(no one was hurt btw)

 

A long weight(wait) is always a funny one, many a new lads have been at the stores dept asking for that one.

 

 

Back when i was an apprentice, they tried to old can you go to the stores and ask for a long wait, so buggered off to the stores, told'em can i come in am after along wait, to which i sat down read the papers and had a few cups of tea after about a hour or so the fitter who sent me came looking, was quite pissed off that i played him at his game, told me to go do some work

 

Get him to order a lONG WIEGHT, say it's for the suspention, or a left handed screw driver, Glass hamer, lots of them but can remeber, also see if he will fall for grinder sparks.

 

Send him to get a verbal agreement form

 

 

Get us a.... 6" Fallopian Tube.

 

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