What's it like out there apart from cheap beer?

I keep receiving calls about all the sh1t they're gonna do to me! Surely it can't be as bad as the Dam?

Reassurance puuurlease!!!

Not that I'm brickin it...I just know the fookers!

Dave

 

Don't know how true it is, but I've heard you can get a blow job for a couple of quid

 

Jeeees....not that I'm after one of course. I've heard they're not munters either! Still what's the nite life up to?

Dave

 

Cheap beer, and cheap blowjobs - what more do you want??

It's quite good there - big nightclub on the corner of Charles bridge was good, 5 floors all different music

 

Theres even a mapping service like Multimap that got all the night clubs, strip joints and brothels marked.

 

So is it legal like the Dam then?

 

Its cool place, but rumours of cheap beer and sex are crap. Beer is only cheap in tiny shitty local bars where you really don't want to go! its normal London prices in all the places you want to be. There is a nasty nasty crack whore alley as well, but again you really don't wanna be going down there!

 

Strip girls are whats missing from the service you get from people like Stu and Karl when they are doing mapping

 

pmsl

CheeRS Porkie..I'll know to stay away from that place....not been down the GU clinic for years and don't intend on making any trip soon!

Dave

 

Translation:
I'm going to be blown more times that weekend than a R5 turbo headgasket, but i dont want the mrs to read it on a forum so im saying the opposite just in case

 

lol

 

I spent £3500 in one night in Prague it was a proper night out though

 

Either the blow jobs were not a couple of quid or you didnt make your flight back due to spending the next month in hospital with a Jim from American Pie 3 style nappie on recovering

 

ATLAS BAR

heaven on earth.

 

you earn FAR too much money lee!

Fair play


work hard, play hard!!!

 

Maybe they charge on a logorythmic scale proportional to size of your cock and the reason he is known as "porkie" is because of the horrificly gigantic size of his pork sword?

 

Sadly not, due to errr someone 'spiking' my drink tweezers were needed that night to work my cock

 

no its cause he IS a big cock

 

I must be a lousy judge of character then, cause he seems sound as fuck to me!

 

2 posts in 2 minutes (first 2 minutes on the board today) trying to piss people off

https://passionford.com/forum/search...=ImaRacing+700

Nice.

 

£3.5k Jeeeees!! That's another holiday mate!!

ATLAS Bar noted cheers Rob

Dave

 

The big sports bar out there is good as well. Nice and relaxed during the day and then it turns into a good fun night clubby kinda place in the evening.

But if the weather is nice, you are probably best just sitting outside in the main square during the day though, getting pissed on the VERY strong lager, they have waiters so you don't even have to get up off your ass (except for a piss) and watching sexy ladies walk past.

All the taxi drivers out there know the score as well, so just ask them where to go

Rudey, proper Tortoise cock it was

 

I'm sure we went there as well Can you remember what it was called? Was it just up the road from the Atlas bar? On the other side of the road IIRC?

 

Can't remember mate, We only popped into watch some footy, but ended up staying until gone 2am! really fun place

the main bit is underground yes?

 

Tortoise?! lol, you on the billy whizz or something then!

Sounds good to me anyway

Dave

 

Yea, that's it - big glass window off the street into quite a small bar, then go downstairs to the club.

That names gonna piss me off

 

http://www.legends.cz/

 

I'm sure we went there as well, I remember this:

but that's not the one I am thinking of.

Buggy Buggy sounds more like it, and that's in the right place - can't find any pics though

 

Thats the one I meant. Those beer tables become Dancing podiums when it all kicks off!

 

 

CheeRS Rudey mate, sure I will

 

Lo Dave m8 long time no see
Casa Bar by the river front, great food and beer in the day turns into a nightclub later.
There are loads of bars in the square and it really is a nice place to walk round.
Empire Club at night is a must (its near goldfingers which isnt as good as people say) , I cant tell you about it you have to experience it
You will have an amazing time get tanked up in the cheap local bars 50p a pint then go onto the normal priced bars later ;p
Ill be there later in the year although i`ve heard Lithuiania is good

 

I would recommend the red light bar across the other side of town. Wenslav square is where there a lot of good bars, clubs and hoe's

 

Cheers matey Like the S1 All noted...just have to 'hope' the boys have the same idea! lol, will soon find out!

Cheers all

Dave

 

Its outrageous! Girls are very friendly and its very relaxed but a proper party place. The only bad thing is that Speedos are totally de rigueur Seriously, I don't think anyones ever seeing swimming shorts over there before!