God when it comes to people winding me up there are two people in this world that managed it beautifully, one of which being my sister

Not only does she have some serious pent up aggression, is always flocking rude, shouting, throwing strops. Some may put it down to beeing a teen, but myself and my friends of either sex were NEVER this bad when we were growing up.

And worst of all she knows exactly what to say to me to drive me into a complete blind rage

In this case, "Your a flocking sad unemployed looser, get a job, get a life, and flock off out of this house."

Times I have come so close to slapping her, but I can't, cus she is my sister and female, so I end up taking my agression out on something else, and in this case a door. Not only have a managed to crack it but also taken the skin off four of my knuckles TWAT

And guess who has an interview tomorrow. Gonna have to use the workin on the car excuse if anyone notices

 

wow, hardcore!

 

not good mate,,, all the best for the interview

 

cheers chap

 

My sister was and still is exactly the same. She always used to end the argument with 'get a life'.

 

Your mistake is getting wound up. If you take it the other was and laugh at her then she will get wound up even more. We all know that women like to wind us up but if they get a negative response, it winds them up more.

 

My brother used to be the same when i lived at home, as soon as I moved out I got on with him really well

 

My brother does exactly the same
He really winds me up, as he has got his scooter in the garage at the moment - where my car is supposed to go

He does it all the more, when he wants to go out and i have to move my car for him to get the scooter out. I wouldn't move it the other day, so he repeatedly hit my car with said scooter (only on the front reg plate-no damage)

Think i'll knock him off the scooter next time i see him out

 

I was going to say the same thing!
I used to laugh at my sister and she HATED it!
Give her funny looks as if to say something is wrong with your clothes/hair/make up etc and will wind her up even more