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Old May 24, 2005 | 04:39 PM
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Jeremy Clarkson is a ding, granted he knows a lot about cars but he is the smuggest dingle berry I know. For a start, when he does something wrong it's never his fault, he got a car stuck on a beach once and stormed off in a huff.
I think we should rebel against Jeremy Clarkson and get some cars that people can actually afford, on the show!
To hell with Clarkson, and yes for some everday cars on the show!!
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Old May 24, 2005 | 04:42 PM
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If I wanted to watch normal cars i'd go and stand on a bridge over the M25

Top Gear is an excellent programme!
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Old May 24, 2005 | 04:44 PM
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Yes, but watching cars on the M5, doesnt give you a track time, full spec, tips etc does it you ding, plus its cold out there
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Old May 24, 2005 | 04:47 PM
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Yes, but watching cars on the M5, doesnt give you a track time, full spec, tips etc does it you ding, plus its cold out there
he said m25 you DING
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Old May 24, 2005 | 04:48 PM
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Lee Reynolds, you are a tit, get a life and a decent car, you have probably got a volvo 340
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Old May 24, 2005 | 04:55 PM
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welcome back ima
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Old May 24, 2005 | 04:55 PM
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yes he just has an escos in his sig for a laugh

he is arrogant but highly amusing. I personally hate it when they do normal/shit cars on top gear.
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Old May 24, 2005 | 04:58 PM
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It is funny when they play darts with Volvos and Skodas though! And when they race people carriers, did any one ever see that episode, when Richard Hammond raced a Renault Espace, that was cool
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Old May 24, 2005 | 05:02 PM
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ima are you really that sad

how many new members post soo much about nothing

the new members tend to watch and add help to topics

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Old May 24, 2005 | 05:03 PM
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I wtached sta trek I not got or afford a spaceship
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Old May 24, 2005 | 05:47 PM
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Yes, but watching cars on the M5, doesnt give you a track time, full spec, tips etc does it you ding, plus its cold out there
Having spent many hours on the M5 this week end, I can tell you you would have had plenty of time to investigate specs.

As for track time, well, how about a 5mph average
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Old May 24, 2005 | 05:51 PM
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Shutup ya stupid frog b4 i snap ya legs off and feed them to my Escort Cosworth
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Old May 24, 2005 | 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Less
I wtached sta trek I not got or afford a spaceship
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:00 PM
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Phil Go and get your self a wet wipe
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:02 PM
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Are you thick, my name is Mark not phil you think knob head, go and get a job, btw your car is shit
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:04 PM
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shagging your mother is my job
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:13 PM
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Sorry watched star trek

I know the post had no point but then my virtual pencil is blunt
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:14 PM
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Johnny B, my mam wouldnt touch you, you have a pin dick just like your dad
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:22 PM
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lol

You seem analy retentive arse wipe with the mental capacity of a donut. I suggest you pull your head out your arse and wipe of the shit
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:25 PM
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You seem analy retentive arse wipe with the mental capacity of a donut. I suggest you pull your head out your arse and wipe of the shit

I suggest you do the same but also do it to your dad and mam and grandad etc
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:35 PM
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Pin dick

But prick with a pin it better than a a prick with a baseball bat

If yer anal rententive use anmal nitrate
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:36 PM
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not really, you;ll have a baseball bat through ya tetth in a minute if ya dont fuck off
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Originally Posted by mark_simpson
Shutup ya stupid frog b4 i snap ya legs off and feed them to my Escort Cosworth
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:41 PM
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Oh will I

Who are you and what right have you got to be so abusive

When yer voice drops come back we might give a melon
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Frog more importantly

Does chicken taste like frogs legs
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:45 PM
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My voice has dropped, yours hasnt, ive got a better car than you you ugly gorilla
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:46 PM
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Ah, see.

People say that education is going downhill - don't believe it for a minute!

Take our young fella here. If he is 12, then he's just a sad loser, but if he's more like 18, then he's a sad loser with the education of the 12 year old.

Either way, he's gonna be whacking off to pictures of Vin Diesel on his wall, so maybe we should let him be!
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:48 PM
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Which car you on about

I am a ugly gorilla I prefer to thought of as a baboon

Oky wot spec your car who did the work
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aye mabe, it take's time to become a grade A COCK
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Richard Pon, i am probably older than you as i am married with 2 kids, so before you make assumptions, get it right you ugly chimp
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You may well be married with two children, but that doesn't mean you don't have the education of a 12 year old, and it certainly doesn't rule out the possibility of you knocking one out over a poster of your favourite leading man.

Still, you're making the case nicely for my proposed regulation of birth contol by IQ level.
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So what car you got who did the work

And why you get so wound up by a 15 year old

If your married all I can is god bless mail order brides
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Originally Posted by Less
Frog more importantly

Does chicken taste like frogs legs
Dunno, I'm not supple enough
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Old May 24, 2005 | 07:00 PM
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Oh well everything tatses like hciken

So what can you compair chicken too
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Old May 24, 2005 | 07:00 PM
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Either way, he's gonna be whacking off to pictures of Vin Diesel on his wall, so maybe we should let him be!
Is that a bad thing

Richard Pon,you ugly chimp
Rich, atleast he tells the truth
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i got CALLED a 15 year old you spacca, are you thick or something, god!
As for what car ive got , ive got 2
Ford Focus RS 2.0 duratec
MK5 Escort Cosworth - with a Weber-Marelli electroinc fuel and engine management system
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I see, he is 12
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no im not 12, ive got 2 cars and im 29
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Old May 24, 2005 | 07:09 PM
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29 years olds calling others spaccas

And quoting specs like a magazine

If ur attiude dont change I can see you having an early night

I got 4 cars and your point is

So your car cost more oh hang on a minute now you saying u got 2 cars
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