Mine's still: "i only told you to blow the bloody doors off!"

What's everyone elses?

 

"Suck me beautiful"

American pie

 

This is going to turn into an Italian Job thread.. I can see it coming!!!

"Remember, we all work together as a team... That means you do everything I say!"

 

"As far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be a Gangster"

Goodfellas

 

Actually, i like it in the remake when the cocky mechanic introduces himself really smarmily (new word for the dicktionary) and Charlize Theron replies "cheese and ham" and hands him a sandwich.

 

''Freeze you diseased rhinosauras pizzel''

Coming to america

 

difficult one..

either.. "oowww, owww I will take it anyway you wish" thats out of Ben Dover

or "say hello to my Little friend" Scarface

 

"oh what tight ass you have"

Buttman in London

 

It's not my favourite film quote, BUT does spring to mind most days at work......

"What is your major malfunction numb nuts??!!"

 

Lassie: "Woof!"

 

Bill

There is SO many in that film

"You climb obsticles like old people fuck"

 

quality.. not bad for a bird

 

"Thats right! I am dangerous!" Maverick (Tom Cruise - If you didnt know ) Topgun

 

I think the whole of full metal jacket....gah Im ''oldschool''...not...lol

 

Oi

Better one:

" Teach you the ways of the Jedi i will....Hmmm.....Yes"

 

"Your Ego is writing cheques your body cant cash"

"you screw up just this much, youll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit outta hong kong"

TOP GUN

 

is that star wars.... hate sci fi stuff... prefer real life

 

"ive come to confess, i was the 2nd gunman on the Grassy Knowle" Ace V

 

D`YA LIKE DAGS

 

How many quotes are there in Full Metal Jacket, then?

- "If I'm going to get my balls blown off for a word, my word is 'poontang'".
- "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them."
- "Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

See the full list here!

 

Oh really?

So you never wanted to bone Princess Leia in that slave girl outfit?

Anyone know where i can get one by the way? I can only find the white outfit with the Chelsea buns either side of the head. Want it for a fancy dress party.

 

"Ohhh you bastard, I fookin hate pikeies." georgous george: Snatch

"Hail to the king baby" The Army of Darkness

 

"Say what again, i dare you, i double dare you mother fucker"

Pulp Fiction

 

Mine still has to be "God damn it Maverick"

 

"only if you eat the peanuts outta my sh1t"

 

Life moves pretty fast. if you dont look around once in a while..you might miss it.

dunno why.!

ferris Beullers day off

 

Dark haired bird: "You picked the wrong chick to fuck with"
After the blonde bird kicks the dark haired birds arse:
Blonde bird: "No, you did."

Torque

 

Pulp Fiction


[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

 

Nobody move, that bird got glassed and no cunt leaves here to we find oot whit cunt did it

The video shop? the fucken video shop tommy?

( train spotting )

 

Chill jules am on the mutha fucker, go back in chill them niggers out and wait for the wolf

PULP FICTION best film of all time, looks like your a fan as well tiff

 

"You owe me a 10 second car"

FATF

 

Hell i like you, You can come round and fuck my sister!!!

full metal jacket

 

Lock Stock:

GARY: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
BARRY: Oh, you must be the brains then. That's right, guns that fire shot...

 

"you can take me upstairs and give me a massage....YOU CAN TAKE ME UPSTAIRS AND GIVE ME A MASSAGE!" FATF

 

American Beauty

Lester Burnham: Look at me. Jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day.


Kingpin


Landlady: "What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger."

 

"Throw me a frickin bone here.."
Austin Powers

"We are hot chicks"
"yes, yes you are"
"If you tell us where the space time continuum is we will give you endless pleasure"
Dude, where's my car?

"Dude"
"Sweet"
"Dude"
"Sweet"
As above

 

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Apocalipse now

 

'Creesy's art is death, His about to paint his masterpiece'

 

" Do you feel lucky punk well do you"