Greatest film quote ever?
16-05-2005, 08:21 PM
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This is going to turn into an Italian Job thread.. I can see it coming!!!
"Remember, we all work together as a team... That means you do everything I say!"
"Remember, we all work together as a team... That means you do everything I say!"
16-05-2005, 08:25 PM
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Actually, i like it in the remake when the cocky mechanic introduces himself really smarmily (new word for the dicktionary) and Charlize Theron replies "cheese and ham" and hands him a sandwich. 
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16-05-2005, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Billabong
It's not my favourite film quote, BUT does spring to mind most days at work......
"What is your major malfunction numb nuts??!!"
"What is your major malfunction numb nuts??!!"
There is SO many in that film
"You climb obsticles like old people fuck"
16-05-2005, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Westy
Originally Posted by Krazy Kim
Lassie: "Woof!"
quality.. not bad for a bird
Better one:
" Teach you the ways of the Jedi i will....Hmmm.....Yes"
16-05-2005, 08:34 PM
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"Your Ego is writing cheques your body cant cash"
"you screw up just this much, youll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit outta hong kong"
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"you screw up just this much, youll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit outta hong kong"
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16-05-2005, 08:40 PM
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How many quotes are there in Full Metal Jacket, then? 
- "If I'm going to get my balls blown off for a word, my word is 'poontang'".
- "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them."
- "Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
See the full list here!
- "If I'm going to get my balls blown off for a word, my word is 'poontang'".
- "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them."
- "Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
See the full list here!
16-05-2005, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Westy
is that star wars.... hate sci fi stuff... prefer real life
So you never wanted to bone Princess Leia in that slave girl outfit?
Anyone know where i can get one by the way? I can only find the white outfit with the Chelsea buns either side of the head. Want it for a fancy dress party.
dunno why.!
16-05-2005, 08:47 PM
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Dark haired bird: "You picked the wrong chick to fuck with"
After the blonde bird kicks the dark haired birds arse:
Blonde bird: "No, you did."
Torque
After the blonde bird kicks the dark haired birds arse:
Blonde bird: "No, you did."
Torque
16-05-2005, 08:49 PM
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Pulp Fiction
[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
16-05-2005, 08:52 PM
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Nobody move, that bird got glassed and no cunt leaves here to we find oot whit cunt did it
The video shop? the fucken video shop tommy?
( train spotting )
The video shop? the fucken video shop tommy?
( train spotting )
16-05-2005, 08:56 PM
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Chill jules am on the mutha fucker, go back in chill them niggers out and wait for the wolf
PULP FICTION best film of all time, looks like your a fan as well tiff
PULP FICTION best film of all time, looks like your a fan as well tiff
16-05-2005, 09:03 PM
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Lock Stock:
GARY: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
BARRY: Oh, you must be the brains then. That's right, guns that fire shot...
GARY: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
BARRY: Oh, you must be the brains then. That's right, guns that fire shot...
16-05-2005, 09:07 PM
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American Beauty
Lester Burnham: Look at me. Jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day.
Kingpin
Landlady: "What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger."
Lester Burnham: Look at me. Jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day.
Kingpin
Landlady: "What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger."
16-05-2005, 09:17 PM
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"Throw me a frickin bone here.."
Austin Powers
"We are hot chicks"
"yes, yes you are"
"If you tell us where the space time continuum is we will give you endless pleasure"
Dude, where's my car?
"Dude"
"Sweet"
"Dude"
"Sweet"
As above
Austin Powers
"We are hot chicks"
"yes, yes you are"
"If you tell us where the space time continuum is we will give you endless pleasure"
Dude, where's my car?
"Dude"
"Sweet"
"Dude"
"Sweet"
As above
