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Old 16-05-2005, 09:35 PM
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"you shoot me in a dream u'd better wake up and apoilgise"

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Old 16-05-2005, 09:38 PM
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Meg Ryan faking an orgasm in the film When Harry met Sally
Old 16-05-2005, 09:40 PM
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"What's it like on stains?"

The outlaw Josie Wales

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Old 16-05-2005, 09:46 PM
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"Who took the jam outta your donut?".....You Tommy.....You took the jam outta my donut!

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Old 16-05-2005, 10:08 PM
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no cup holder, no back seat. Its just a shiny dick with 2 chairs in it. Guess were the balls just dragging the fuck along!!!!

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Old 17-05-2005, 08:54 AM
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Im gonna kill that facking Boris you know!!!!!

Yeah Tommy before zeee Germans get him!!!!

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Old 17-05-2005, 08:57 AM
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American accent..

"See that f**king head come apart man....." Platoon.
Old 17-05-2005, 09:06 AM
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Default Re: Greatest film quote ever?

Originally Posted by Krazy Kim
Mine's still: "i only told you to blow the bloody doors off!"
What's everyone elses?
Kim, sorry to correct you, but the actual line is:

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
Old 17-05-2005, 09:09 AM
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Default Re: Greatest film quote ever?

Originally Posted by Doug Stirling
Originally Posted by Krazy Kim
Mine's still: "i only told you to blow the bloody doors off!"
What's everyone elses?
Kim, sorry to correct you, but the actual line is:

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
Sorry to correct YOU Doug, but the actual line is:

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doord off"

Old 17-05-2005, 09:10 AM
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"When this baby hits 88, your goona see some serious shit!!"

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Old 17-05-2005, 09:10 AM
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Just to keep it topical

"these are not the droids your looking for......." said with a jedi wave
Old 17-05-2005, 09:11 AM
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Default Re: Greatest film quote ever?

Originally Posted by RichardPON
"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
Sorry to correct YOU Doug, but the actual line is:
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doord off"
[/quote]

DOORD what is that word Rich?????........
you must have been watching the Russian version
Old 17-05-2005, 09:18 AM
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"What colour's the Boathouse in Hereford???"

Robert De Niro in Ronin.
Old 17-05-2005, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by RsDarren
"When this baby hits 88, your goona see some serious shit!!"

BTTF
Definitely Even though the proper quote is

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit"

Also another one is from the film Unforgiven, with Clint Eastwood

Little Bill turns to Munny and says: “You shot an unarmed man.”

Munny’s (Eastwoods) reply:“He should have armed himself….”

Old 17-05-2005, 09:44 AM
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Default Re: Greatest film quote ever?

Originally Posted by Doug Stirling
Originally Posted by RichardPON
"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
Sorry to correct YOU Doug, but the actual line is:
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doord off"
DOORD what is that word Rich?????........
you must have been watching the Russian version [/quote]

I humbly accept one of these , especially considering I double checked it for speeling errors
Old 17-05-2005, 10:30 AM
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some classics:

"So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery.." - PF

My favourite out of PF:
"I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow."

And one that stuck from the fast and the furious

I see a cool air intake, its got a nos fogger system and t4 turbo dominic, i see and aic controller.. IT HAS direct port nirtrous engine.
- Yeah, and a stand alone fuel management system... not a bad way to spend ten thousand dollars.


And another one...

'nice car, whats the retail on one of those...'

'more than you can afford pal, ferari'

(ferrari squeals like the bitch it is)

'Smoke him'

... etc
Old 17-05-2005, 10:53 AM
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Eastwood - Pale Rider
Old 17-05-2005, 11:01 AM
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Slider: Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?
Goose: The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson.

Top Gun....
Old 17-05-2005, 11:54 AM
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You have all forgoten the greatest Full Metal Jacket phrase, and my favourite movie line..


"Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of ya mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the Mattress.... I'l be watching you!


Old 17-05-2005, 11:55 AM
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or...


Happy birthday dear Jesus!!!

Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence, from now on you'l go for Pile!

or Jesus H christ, I think youve got a hard on!
Old 17-05-2005, 12:00 PM
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'You sweat from a baboons balls'
'You might know him from the 'whats going down' episode of 'whos yo momma''

Coming to America!! Classic!
Old 17-05-2005, 12:05 PM
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I see a cool air intake, its got a nos fogger system and t4 turbo dominic, i see and aic controller.. IT HAS direct port nirtrous engine
Sorry to be picky but Im sure that he says ......"I see a AIC cintroller , It has Direct Port Nitrous INJECTION
Old 17-05-2005, 12:18 PM
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"U talking to me?"

Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver....
Old 17-05-2005, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH
"Say what again, i dare you, i double dare you mother fucker"

Pulp Fiction
Sooo goood, only looked at it once again this weekend,
still has me in stitches.
Old 17-05-2005, 12:38 PM
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Elwood:
It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake:
Hit it!

Old 17-05-2005, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Big G
Elwood:
It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake:
Hit it!

Legendary
Old 17-05-2005, 12:42 PM
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ho and about the whole movie

fear and loathing in las vegas.

it's just one long quote
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THATS A HUGE BITCH

Duice Bigalow!

when you shift a gear & that little needle goes into the red & reads 9000rpm.......Thats BAD

Days of Thunder

i thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the fuck can he getaway from eh!

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Old 17-05-2005, 12:55 PM
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"I can't wait to see your fanny"

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Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No, have you?



or

Gorman: Any questions?
[Hudson raises his hand]
Gorman: What is it, private?
Hudson: How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Apone: You secure that shit, Hudson!

how about:

Hudson: Hey top, what's the op?
Apone: It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity.



and for the Star Wars fans:

Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Obi-Wan: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Old 17-05-2005, 06:39 PM
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Default Re: Greatest film quote ever?

Originally Posted by Doug Stirling
Originally Posted by Krazy Kim
Mine's still: "i only told you to blow the bloody doors off!"
What's everyone elses?
Kim, sorry to correct you, but the actual line is:

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
There's always one.....
Old 17-05-2005, 07:22 PM
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You re about one c*** hair breadth away from hill billy heaven - Blade 2

or the Ultimate is Blain on the Helicopter in Predator

Hawkins - Get that stinking shit outta my face
Blain - Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff ll make you a sexual tyranosaurus....... just like me
Hawkins - Strap this on your sore ass Blain
Old 17-05-2005, 07:31 PM
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Big Arnold in Predator "stick around!"
Old 17-05-2005, 08:17 PM
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can't remember the quote , but witch's of eastwick jack nickolson and cher,suzanne sarenden,patsy kensit is it? blah blah blah and you smell.
if someone can resite it for me
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1st "You're only sposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

2nd "I like you son. I like you so much you can come over and fuck my sister"
Old 17-05-2005, 08:23 PM
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blues brothers again. when jake and elwood go to see sister/mother superior , and one says "looks like your up sh1t creek withouit a paddle" she says what did you just say!!!!!!! and he says it again
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Snatch. vincent in the back of the rover get away car with that fat b4stard who can't even get out the car, he says to sol " i thought you said he was a getaway driver? what the fook can he get away from"
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Originally Posted by leecavturbo
blues brothers again. when jake and elwood go to see sister/mother superior , and one says "looks like your up sh1t creek withouit a paddle" she says what did you just say!!!!!!! and he says it again
And the penguin starts whacking them with the ruler
Old 17-05-2005, 08:39 PM
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Your mother was an hampster and your father smells of ELDERBERRIES! I fart in your general direction, you English Knnnnnnuget!!

OR

We are the knights who say.....................NIH!

Monty Python
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She turned me into a newt..................................

Big scilence, everyone turns and looks, then he says

I got better

Monty Python


AND


'You can do it!'

Various Adam Sandler movies


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