Went to a gig last night in Blackpool (Chuck Berry headlining) and the 1st support act was a 17 peice ensemble consisting of regular band with 3 backing singers and a 10 strong brass section including one chick playing alto sax. I have to admit she was one of the horniest things I have ever seen watching her play esp as I was in the front row centre. Anyway about 5 mins into their set and after about 2 mins of watching this goddess blowing her horn (oo err) I get a boner on like Blackppol tower. I still cant decide if I was being a perv, my midlife crisis is beginning or a combination of both!
Thank Fook they were not headling or I would have been the last person sitting at the end of the show.
The morale of this rambling is as the thread title.
Joggers and boners DO NOT MIX!!!!!!

Cam
PS, I have never and dont ever intend to have a Pot Noodle!

 

LOL Legend!

 

Glad your day improved somewhat pal, sorry i was a tad busy when you came, but if its any concelation, it didnt get any better when you left

 

she was playing the horn and you had the horn

 

 

LOL @ this thread, i am sitting here eating a pot noodle as i read it too

 

class

 

Fooking Class

Only just saw the Pot Noodle advert last night

 

buna with a boner
what about the slick shoes

 

Ho Ho Polish boy!

 

My mate was at that concert - wasn't the support group "The Animals" - top band!

Supposed to have been a brilliant night...

 

1st support was the Cat Pack (I'll never forget them hehehe) and special guests was an incarnation of the Animals but without Eric Burdon's vocals it isnt the animals for me. Great gig and Chuck was superb (as usual).

 

Just read Johnnie Johnson has died in St Loius (Chucks writing partner in the early days and the guy who Johnny B Goode was written about) RIP