Went to a gig last night in Blackpool (Chuck Berry headlining) and the 1st support act was a 17 peice ensemble consisting of regular band with 3 backing singers and a 10 strong brass section including one chick playing alto sax. I have to admit she was one of the horniest things I have ever seen watching her play esp as I was in the front row centre. Anyway about 5 mins into their set and after about 2 mins of watching this goddess blowing her horn (oo err) I get a boner on like Blackppol tower. I still cant decide if I was being a perv, my midlife crisis is beginning or a combination of both!
Thank Fook they were not headling or I would have been the last person sitting at the end of the show.
The morale of this rambling is as the thread title.
Joggers and boners DO NOT MIX!!!!!!

Cam
PS, I have never and dont ever intend to have a Pot Noodle!