Bastid bastid hens

Pottering about the kitchen about half hour ago (my day off today) spied a box of eggs and thought "yeah, fancy a fried egg sandwich"

So out comes the frying pan, grabs last egg in box (thinking "bollox, I wanted two "), heats up pan and goes to crack egg open.

I actually dropped the egg onto the pan by mistake and it craked open - and I nearly threw up!

This black shit flowed out of it and the most APPALLING SMELL I have ever smelt came out! I so nearly hurled about 5 times! Still taste the bile in my mouth now

Sitting here freezing my ass off now as I got the kitchen dorr open to try and get rid of the smell (that has now wafted down the hall and contaminated the rest of the house ) and still fooking hungry as I can't bring myself to go back in kitchen and even look at food in case I hurl

Fooking bastid chicken coooooooont

 

LMAO

Feckin birds lol

 

eggcelent

 

i thought you smelt your armpit when i read the thread title

greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeboooooo

 

Should of made an omlete..(spell)

 

Dean - I nealy did! Rotton egg and puke omlete

Steve - mate my armpit is like sweet flowers comparred to this stench

 

Believe me its no yoke when that happens

 

 

Oh dear the fooking jokes on this one

 

@ the jokes


Rotten eggs are fookin riff mate, I knew someone who boiled one for an hour, said it turned to blac mush, shell included

 

 

MMMM just had scrambled eggs

 

ewww