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Bastid bastid hens
Pottering about the kitchen about half hour ago (my day off today) spied a box of eggs and thought "yeah, fancy a fried egg sandwich"
So out comes the frying pan, grabs last egg in box (thinking "bollox, I wanted two "), heats up pan and goes to crack egg open.
I actually dropped the egg onto the pan by mistake and it craked open - and I nearly threw up!
This black shit flowed out of it and the most APPALLING SMELL I have ever smelt came out! I so nearly hurled about 5 times! Still taste the bile in my mouth now
Sitting here freezing my ass off now as I got the kitchen dorr open to try and get rid of the smell (that has now wafted down the hall and contaminated the rest of the house ) and still fooking hungry as I can't bring myself to go back in kitchen and even look at food in case I hurl
Fooking bastid chicken coooooooont
Pottering about the kitchen about half hour ago (my day off today) spied a box of eggs and thought "yeah, fancy a fried egg sandwich"
So out comes the frying pan, grabs last egg in box (thinking "bollox, I wanted two "), heats up pan and goes to crack egg open.
I actually dropped the egg onto the pan by mistake and it craked open - and I nearly threw up!
This black shit flowed out of it and the most APPALLING SMELL I have ever smelt came out! I so nearly hurled about 5 times! Still taste the bile in my mouth now
Sitting here freezing my ass off now as I got the kitchen dorr open to try and get rid of the smell (that has now wafted down the hall and contaminated the rest of the house ) and still fooking hungry as I can't bring myself to go back in kitchen and even look at food in case I hurl
Fooking bastid chicken coooooooont
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